Month: August 2026

How do you eat donuts and corn on the cob? I bet you aren’t the pro Beef is. His style points and corn-eating dance are a sight to behold. We don’t have it on video, but Rita assures us it’s amazing.

I don’t know you guys; sometimes I orgasm so hard I lose my hearing, said no woman ever. I want to add that if this is happening to you, perhaps it’s not intercourse you are having that’s the problem? Maybe put the jackhammer down? Either way, the crew tackles this issue and many more this … Read more

We are like a nice, well-cared-for classic Pinto. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but interesting. Just don’t hit us from the back. Also, our safety restraint system is broken.

You really haven’t lived until Beef admits Zardoz is his man-candy. True of us all, really. However, be warned, it’s a lot.

What happens when we hit that special number? Well, I’m not sure, but it seems to be completely caffeine-related, or at least that’s what it looks like from this angle.