Sean

How do you eat donuts and corn on the cob? I bet you aren’t the pro Beef is. His style points and corn-eating dance are a sight to behold. We don’t have it on video, but Rita assures us it’s amazing.

I don’t know you guys; sometimes I orgasm so hard I lose my hearing, said no woman ever. I want to add that if this is happening to you, perhaps it’s not intercourse you are having that’s the problem? Maybe put the jackhammer down? Either way, the crew tackles this issue and many more this … Read more

We are like a nice, well-cared-for classic Pinto. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but interesting. Just don’t hit us from the back. Also, our safety restraint system is broken.

You really haven’t lived until Beef admits Zardoz is his man-candy. True of us all, really. However, be warned, it’s a lot.

What happens when we hit that special number? Well, I’m not sure, but it seems to be completely caffeine-related, or at least that’s what it looks like from this angle.

We have many updates on today’s show. What can you put up your nose to make your relationship better? The answer wasn’t Sean’s first guess, that’s for sure. Also, what time of day does your happy time work out best? Science says you’re wrong, or at least Beef is.

Okay, past Sean did leave the notes for future Sean to put the cast out on time. Future Sean missed it by a day because he wasn’t paying attention, so here it is! And if you can follow that, you are now ready to take some LSD.

“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Sean Shady, I’m sick of himLook at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-whatFlippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so old though”Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than what’s goin’ on in my bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on casts and just let loose

Yes, today we gather in celebration of one of the greatest things in the entire world – Boo Bees. You love them and so do we so let us love them and each other together.

Look, you know we’ve been ahead of this subject for a very long time, but they are here now, and we are going to cover it like you knew we would. You know, with dignity and professionalism – like we do everything else!