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The only reason I want to share it is because I knocked something off my bucket list that I thought only existed in the fantasy world that is porn, ATM. So the evening started with me pre-gaming some beers and bong hits before riding my bike to a buddy's house to watch some cheesy movies and laugh our asses off. I had no idea that ass to mouth (veteran-level-up) was going to be achieved that evening. He lives on the other side of town, but there are bike trails in the woods taking me most of the way and I would only have to bike two-blocks after crossing the one major road. As I left the bike trail and was waiting for the crosswalk at said busy road,a twenty something lady was standing there. She did not look homeless just partying way too hard. Amongst the conversations she was having with herself, she asked me for a cigarette which was odd because I was not smoking and was riding a mountain bike. Lucky for her I did have an old half pack, I only smoke on social occasions. I gave her one, obliged. Then she asked for a second, obliged. Then she suggested that I pay her 50$ for a blowjob. I let her know that I only had 20$ on me, that is because I did not want to spend too much at my buddy's house because I am a cheap fuck and did not want to buy too much food, only a pizza or so. Anyways this delightful woman digressed from her conversation with herself to say she needed 50$ for meth. So I, an Aries, tried to fix the situation; I suggested that she blow me and I would offer her not only 20$ but also half a pack of yellow Natural Spirit cigarettes. She agreed, and kept on with her personal conversations. She asked if I had a place to go, I said no. I then suggested we go just off the trail in the woods. This is where I got excited. As we walked back in the woods, only 10 meters from the busy intersection, I started to talk nasty. I told her her lips looked like DSL and that I bet she knew what she was doing. I asked to see her tits and she pulled one out, then I started sucking. I was so nervous because I could see the cars going by and the people in the cars stopped waiting for the light. I was so turned on. Among the nasty shit I was saying to overcome my stage fright I said 'I bet you like to get fucked in the ass, you like that?' She responded by taking my dick out of her mouth and asking if I had a condom. BTW, I was so stoked when she was sucking my dick because she stopped talking to herself. Any hoo, she said ' do you have a condom' to the anal suggestion. I said no and I thought the deal was off. Anyways, a couple of minutes later she turns around and props herself on my bike which is leaning against a tree. I ask 'do you want to get fucked in the ass' and she said yes. I spit on my finger and found the asshole. I was kind of creeped out because it was so open, no prepping. I have never run into that in my life. It just was open and relaxed. I spit on my dick and raw-dawged her. I only made it like seven strokes and was prepared to cum when she turned around and sucked my dick. Tasting her own asshole was not enough; she wanted to taste that spooge too. She even pulled my dong out to watch a rope hit her face, then she kept sucking and apparently swallowing the rest. So now the shit was on, literally. I knew post orgasm that I had totally fucked up, perhaps my whole life. The entire encounter was like 10 mins but after I came shit was clear, I had fucked up and needed to clean up. I threw the 20$ and the half pack of smokes on the ground in the woods. Hopped on my bike and rode so fast to my buddies house. I told him I had to shit super bad and went to his bathroom. I fake flushed, but before that I scrubbed my junk with so much soap, hot water, and sanitizer. Luckily I am STI free. Took me years to write this story. I am so terribly not proud of this story and would not recommend or repeat. Honestly, I cannot believe anyone would do this, especially for 20 beans and 10 old smokes. Keep up the great work, Hobo Stank —------------------------- —---------------------------------------------- Ok… wanted to throw out some advise for acquiring funding and grant money for your study. First… as unfortunate as it is… no one is going to give a study grant to Beef and Sean from The Wholesome Addiction Podcast. However… Sean O’Hara PHD and [Name Redacted for Broadcast] from The Wholesome Institute for Sexual Health, Wellness, and Entertainment could actually work. Also… the study that you’re proposing… Do women find a pierced or un pierced penis more enjoyable when having intercourse or performing oral sex. Also specify that this will involve experimentation vs just surveying women. Therefore there needs to be money in the grant to compensate test subjects for their time. Good luck! Jake