What We are Watching (This Week:) https://www.eporner.com/video-CqkKo6reKP9/nawkatielaurennatashasam-vrdesktophd/ grizzak https://www.eporner.com/video-NIa2KWsOVQQ/vrcx-the-venture-bros/ venture bros grizzak WTF Sexy News Is your vagina tired of taking a pounding? Yet, you dont want him to “cheat” https://www.latestly.com/social-viral/xxx-idea-solves-onlyfans-couples-sexual-problems-not-a-threesome-instead-wife-buys-lookalike-sex-doll-for-husband-with-high-libido-3968086.html This is terrifying and sad https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/porn-star-in-japan-found-naked-and-tied-to-forest-tree-reports/ Names you havent heard in a while…. 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OLD from yepx —-------------------------------------------- Hey WA, can you recommend some good free sources on how to eat pussy better? I'm good at fingering my girlfriend but I also cheat a little bit by using a cream that makes her extra sensitive (best purchase ever by the way) but I digress, you have any tips for me? Also, as of sending this me and my girlfriend are still having problems - I'm still able to make her cum but I have only came with her once as mentioned in a previous letter. She has been doing all sorts of things and we're both upset that I'm not coming. I told her as she was riding me, giving me head and a handjob that although I enjoy the view and am erect that I'm not feeling much of anything, almost numb. I mentioned this to my doctor too because it has been concerning for their may be a medical issue going on. With all that being said, is there any advice you can give to make me sensitive again, my girlfriend really wants me to cum in her mouth, I'm upset that I can't give her that. Cheers, YepX —--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear WA: A couple of items for your consideration. Feel free to piece them out over a few casts for material or make an entire 'this podcast brought to you by Jake because we're too lazy to find content' cast. 1: esmeeteaches - this is another entry in the teachers with students category. If you covered this, I don't remember it (but feel free to tell Beef we did so he can go look for the episode). I know OF is on the frownie list, but that's where I learned about Esmee Rose who was a teacher at a place called Covington High School when her onlyfans account was 'discovered' (which is surprising, because teenagers would never look at porn!). Oh, and it was a Catholic school. There's also a report that she had a sextape with a student, but it must have been an 18-year old because I don't see any news about her being arrested. Anyway, parents found out, school got mad, she got fired and now she rakes down the bucks with her 'personal' site. But incredibly hot! I attached a pic, hope it comes through. And she was 23 when it all went down back in 2020. So where were these ladies when I was a teenager!? 2: getting older and mellowing out - you've mentioned a couple of times how Sean's gone softcore (at least for Sean). I would say that historically my interests have probably been about 70% out there as compared to Sean (restraints, yes; latex; oh yes; kinky fun, yes please; but maybe not the bugs and worms and gape and cheerios out of somebody's butt). Anyway, I'm a few years older than you guys and I too have found that I"m looking less at the kink.com stuff and more the 'natural', 'amatuer', softish 'real girl' stuff that I would have rolled my eyes at 20 years ago after I managed to discover stuff more racy than Playboy. I chalk it up to just enjoying sitting back and looking at the pretty ladies and not working so hard because I've become a lazy old bastard. Then, when I get bored of that I think about utterly corrupting the little darlings and turning them into pets. 3: Cast 483 and Natalie Porkman - thanks guys, for making me almost do multiple spittakes and causing everyone around me to wonder why I'm smiling. Beef, you are effing hilarious man. 4: The first time stop movie - been awhile since you discussed this (japan is so strange), but I don't know if you are aware of "The Girl, the Gold Watch, and Everything"? This was a made for ABC movie starring the guy from Airplane! back in 1980. He inherits a pocketwatch that stops time and stuff ensues. I found a bad quality digitization and skimmed it again because I remembered this one scene (racy for network and the time) where his girlfriend is learning about the watch and they're at the beach and there's some other girl that I think was being bitchy or flirty-so she stops time, goes over to where the girl's playing volleyball, and unties her string bikini. When time starts again, the top falls on the sand and the girl is humiliated. I do think this is the earliest incarnation of this genre. Early impressions have an effect, I guess, since I was maybe 10 when I first saw it. 5: also today on 'at the non-porn movies' - You guys go off-topic occasionally, and like sci-fi (so I hear). So do I, and I wonder what you'd think if I suggested The Matrix was a remake. Or that the original version had a female Neo-type character, and the Morpheous-type character was Bruce Campbell? Ok, maybe not, but look up a 1992 flick called "Mindwarp". It's not a good movie, but it's free on Prime. Here's the synopsis: in post-apocalypse 2037, people live in a utopian VR simulation called Infinisynth (think the initial version of the Matrix- so maybe not so much a remake as the prequel)-right down to the back-of-the-neck VGA ports they plug in with (actual VGA port, lol).Everybody lives in these pods where they spend all day blissed out and they just come out to eat and go to the bathroom. Kinda like Ready Player One without all the pop references. Also stars the tall guy from the Phantasm movies and nobody else you ever heard of. I couldn't watch the entire thing (really, it's bad, even for Bruce), but was amazed that I'd never heard of the similarity. And maybe it wasn't as bad as Matrix Resurrections. Plus, 42 mins in, there's a little sex-swing bondage and a girl who could kill you for Sean. 6: Lauren Phillips specifically and repeat guests generally - I agree, she's incredibly hot and I have a serious things for redheads, so bring her back sometime and maybe some of the others. The only bad thing about you guys talking about somebody being on the show is the point where it becomes apparent that it's been 5-6 years since they were on the cast and I was pretty sure it was just last year. Damm, I've been listening to you guys too long. 7: Charlie Sheen being a dad of an OF model - Karma's a bitch! Enjoyed hearing Sean's adventures in this regard. I occasionally think about all those girls gone wild-type ladies who now have children of their own. Actuall, the GGW girls are probably better off because the early internet wasn't as well organized so fame is not quite as eternal as now, and besides there's a couple billion gigabytes of content layered on top of that. When's the last time you saw something about Pam & Tommy's sextape? so passe, now every K-person wannabe has a sextape. 8: Long time listener, first time perv - For what it's worth, I've been listening to Sean talk since the unnnamed cast which is where I learned he started this one, so I immediately went out and subscribed. I think you guys were somewhere around #11 (don't apologize), so being OCD I had to go back to the first and listen to all in order. I think I've heard all but part of one guest show where the lady was so not interesting I just couldn't finish the cast-not even for the outtakes. So, 482ish, time listener here-glad you're keeping up the quality! And by quality, I mean funny. I could probably go on, at least for a bit about zombies (speaking of tormenting Beef), but I've rambled enough for one email. I enjoy the show, look forward to the next time. Say hi to op! RC —------------------------------------------- . . . and help me to figure out what the fuck is going on. There are several of them in the thumbnails below. Pufftentacle https://es.xhamster.com/videos/savage-5-xhjawJR —-------------------------------------------- —----------------------------------------- Hello Sean, Beef, Op if you're back by the time this is read, if it's read at all. I'm an avid enjoyer of porn though primarily fictional content rather than live action. Y'know, animation, video games, writing, drawings, etc. and I've noticed something. There are things I love in fictional content that I can't really stand or simply just enjoy less if done in real life. On the tamer side of things, public play. You get a woman streaking in a video, you get just what you see. You get it in writing, you get her inner thoughts. On the extreme side... well, I don't feel disturbed about watching Quiet from MGS5 getting ran through by a horse dick. Anyway, are there kinks, fetishes, or tags that you enjoy in fictional content that you can't deal with in real life? Following up with Beef's, I guess, fascination of zombie girls, can he give his opinion on some. Tried to include pics in order: Hsien Ko (Darkstalkers) Rotty Tops (Shantae) Squiggly (Skullgirls) Hisako (Killer Instinct) The Witch (Left 4 Dead …… From M..