New Startrek podcast from Sean Shannon and Jake strangenewworldsfancast.podbean.com twitter: @trek_worlds ----------------------------------- What We are Watching (This Week:) Love her https://www.youporn.com/watch/15369725/pov-cheating-girlfriend-takes-huge-load-meana-wolf/ Squeaky bed got me https://www.xvideos.com/video60665463/adopted_-_meana_wolf Perfect asian Bonnie Bowtie https://www.xvideos.com/video66301249/pov_throatfucking_and_doggystyle_big_ass_asian_girlfriend_andregotbars Sexy News Ill spend a night in jail for beating up pops, but you gotta charge him with a federal offense https://987theshark.com/2022/04/12/florida-daddy-daughter-altercation-when-sex-toy-delivery-discovered/ So public sex is bad?? Im wondering if this is an orientation thing?? Gay bias?? https://www.newsweek.com/sheriff-begs-people-stop-having-sex-park-after-numerous-complaints-south-carolina-1698081 I dont give a good goddamn about its nutritional value.. 30 days isnt enough https://www.wionews.com/photos/naval-officer-forces-recurits-to-drink-semen-with-fish-sauce-what-is-the-secret-476061 That is 1 way to out compete your rivals https://www.the-sun.com/health/5245462/why-is-penis-mushroom-shaped-trending/ We think you’re doing it wrong… but what would we know https://stylecaster.com/dakota-johnsons-vibrator/ Copious amounts of semen https://www.ndtv.com/health/what-is-hyperspermia-know-the-causes-symptoms-treatment-2770215 You had me at NUDE FLORIDA WOMAN https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/citrus-county/nude-florida-woman-enters-house-batters-homeowners-police-upon-arrest/ Lets see, Dogs, monitor lizards, and now this….. https://sanangelolive.com/news/crime/2022-04-22/disturbed-suspect-arrested-again-serial-beastiality-horses Murder or a porn star… dont know how I feel about reporting on this??? Or how much detail to give????? https://www.newsweek.com/carol-maltesi-charlotte-angie-killed-davide-fontana-dismemberment-italy-banker-arrested-1693388 Listener Glory Hole What is the sexiest thing anyone has ever said to you before having sex? Pufftentacle ------------------------------------- WA crew, How the fuck are youse? I hope youse are keeping your monkeys clean during the plague. Strap in kids, I’ve got a story for you that will blow your sick-fuck minds. I was a teen photo lab worker in 1996 and I knew all of your fuckin secrets. My first job was at the 1-hour photo lab in Bloomfield New Jersey. I was 17 years old when I got hired, 25 years later I still think about that job every single day. I worked there for about 5 fucking years and what a shitshow. Something that most Jamokes never realize is that we had to look at all of your fithy ass photos. Every single one of them to balance color, control the exposure, and check for dust. Every printed photo was looked at by me or one of the three other shit bag employees. We were a stand-alone professional lab offering 1 hour service so quality control was super important eventhough we were stoned as Spicoli most of the time. And for me checking the photos was the most thrilling part of my job. It would take me years to tell you everything I saw but here are some of the highlights. Every suburban wife that got breast implants would take titty pics in her bathroom mirror—every single one, multiple times. The county corner’s office had an account with us and processed autopsy photos. Once I saw someone I recognized being taken apart. No one even had to have an NDA to work there, fuckin crazy right? I was 17 wtf? I knew all the secrets of my classmates’ family lives too. So many fucking people taking secret weekend fuck-vacations with their sidepiece and then coming straight back home to their real life and finishing off the roll of film with a family birthday or some shit. The smart ones would throw the negatives away on the spot and ask for a second envelope for the separate pics but the stupid fucks didn't. This job opened my fuckin eyes yo! Porn shoots too. I never figured out the location because the billing account was a PO box but there was a professional porn set nearby in suburbia. They were required to take photos of sex and actors on the set for ‘compliance’, whatever that means but I can fuckin guess. This was the late 90’s many years before internet porn and I was in paradise. So yes, extra copies got printed out by me and my boys and placed in a special drawer. So think back to your 90’s photos and think that some stoned-pimple-faced teen owned your secrets. As a man, I say keep up the great work you sick fucks! Lou