Sexy News Dont care what kind of gun… Dont do this.. Dangerous… https://dentonrc.com/news/crime/blotter/police-pair-allegedly-used-bb-gun-during-intercourse-behind-sara-s-secret/article_fa334190-0110-5674-a461-3f944f757c59.html May have covered this before https://wcfcourier.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/three-arrested-in-fight-in-strip-club-dressing-room/article_30d18ebb-6509-5e3c-b484-180aa83d3f3a.html Its all about the fine details https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-marched-naked-down-26446051 Not a study id read… https://retractionwatch.com/2022/03/23/fake-sex-researcher-loses-zoophilia-paper-over-ethical-concerns/ Ok, Where do I send my resume??? https://futurism.com/the-byte/company-vr-masturbation-pod At that point in time, just wait for the sexy time… now you REALLY gotta wait https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/crime/man-attempting-to-steal-box-of-condoms-stabs-grocery-store-clerk-flees/ar-AAVZ6Q5?ocid=sapphireappshare&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark Viagra problems… all sound horrifying https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/mens-health-and-fitness/15875717/viagra-sex-priapism-broken-penis-erections/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link Taking “IT” to another level.. Hot TOO https://news.sky.com/story/woman-who-wrote-detailed-to-do-list-plans-to-kidnap-torture-and-kill-man-with-murder-toolkit-jailed-12584495?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark And Finally a class-less Douche-canoe https://www.thedailybeast.com/los-angeles-botox-doctor-alex-khadavi-files-for-bankruptcy-after-blowing-fortune-on-megamansion?ref=home&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark Listener Glory Hole Hello gentlemen, AKA Moan here (now Professor Moan) long time. Here's a story you might enjoy discussing on your show masturbating mid-flight. https://www.fox5ny.com/news/southwest-passenger-arrested-for-masturbating-4-times-during-flight You two are doing a good job holding down the fort while we are all waiting with bated breath for Op's return. Although I must admit that the last tangent from Sean about demographics equaling destiny was a bit of a buzz kill (but we expect nothing less when the soapbox emerges). However, you brought us all back by bringing up Deborah Ann Wohl! I also wanted to share this obviously slightly damaged young lady I happened across (no, I won't give you the satisfaction of saying "came across") that looked right up Sean's "dumpster-goth-girl" hentai tattoo. https://www.youjizz.com/videos/cute-belly-tattoo%2c-teen-63217701.html I'll keep you both in mind to throw any material your way while you remain rudderless. I was hoping you all might bring in Amber to pitch-hit for Op and maybe you are still planning to. Stay German gents, AKA prof. Moan ____________________________________________________ Dear Wholesome Addiction, I am a cis hetero man in a three year long relationship with a cis hereto woman. We had a hot and intense honeymoon period with hot frequent and uninhibited sex that went on for more than a year. It was and still is the best sex that I have had in my life. We are both highly compatible in tastes and styles. My partner has been quarantining with me and it became apparent that she does not masturbate, at all. Like never. We talked about is and she said that it takes too long. It doesn't work. And she gets frustrated. And she need the physical contact and emotional connection to get off. Well the honeymoon period has ended. And I physically and emotionally can't keep up with the sex once or twice or more a day, everyday. It would be one thing if my partner was willing to just borrow my cock an wam-bam get it done while I played Halo, but she wants eye contact, tummy touching, and engagement. In sex that I just can't sustain with the frequency she desires. And frankly I have shit to do. I cannot sacrifice multiple increments of 30 to 40 minutes everyday. Under normal circumstances she could just rub some out with the showerhead for a couple of days and give me a break. But that is not the situation here. I am beginning to really resent her, and dread the logical times of day that we can engage in sex. She occasionally has to spend the night away with her disabled mother and I am so excited at the break and lack of sexual pressure. I find myself fantasizing about us breaking up, just so I don't have to worry about her sexual needs. When I suggest taking a day or two break, her reaction suggests she is very hurt and rejected by the suggestion. And views it as some sort of inditement against her or the waning of my affection. I love her. I don't want to break up and I love our sex. I just need her to take responsiblity for a larger portion of her sexual satisfaction that doesn't involve me doing the work before I lose my mind. Please, any advise will help. ~Nofunshowers _______________________________________________\ Hey WA, this is a quick tip for Sean if he didn't already know regarding subtitles on Netflix. If you go to the subtitles option, some foreign shows have English voice overs. Hope they opens up some shows for ya. - YepX __________________________________________________ communication/expectation