--- Wholesome Addiction: 225 --- Sticky Quicky - Oh HELL yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QQKQyVAUg&feature=youtu.be (Otaku) Fox News apparently full of horny assholes https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/former-fox-news-host-andrea-tantaros-sues-ailes-and-network/2016/08/23/dc6c34cc-6937-11e6-99bf-f0cf3a6449a6_story.html?client=ms-android-verizon She's a Barbie girl in a Barbie world http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57bf0e14e4b02673444ebd9e?section=us_weird-news Ela Darling knows what’s up http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p044tc94?ocid Um ...okay then (Puff) http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/25/women-are-naming-their-vaginas-after-the-last-movie-they-watched-6089704/ Much Fapping for Old Men http://www.mrskin.com/ellen-page-and-kate-mara-will-be-lesbian-lovers-in-mercy---17102?utm_campaign=single_20160823_list&utm_content=paint_item2&utm_medium=email&utm_source=paint_item2 Beef strikes again! http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/08/17/ohio-man-arrested-for-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/ More Olympian hotness (Puff) http://www.thesportbible.com/other/news-reactions-the-hottest-olympians-ranked-by-how-much-theyre-being-searched-for-20160817 ….yeah, probably http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754587/Sex-robot-brothels-commonplace-streets-Britain-says-professor.html Bella Thorne is bi apparently http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bella-thorne-comes-out-as-bisexual-after-kissing-her-brothers-ex-on-snapchat_us_57bd9373e4b00d9c3a1ae9be Listener Questions okay guys, Love the show and wanted to ask you some personal questions. So here's a short quiz for you. 1. What are your favorite youtubers? 2. What vines do you guys follow? 3. Snapchat. Discuss? 4. Perfect age to get married? 5. Best way to have fun? (Other than sex and porn of course) Thanks for playing guys! Luv ya XOXO! ~ Mary Beth --------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Boys, I think my greetings are going to get less and less formal the more I write in and get more comfortable. Who knows how low this can go? ;-) Thanks for including my letter in the cast yet again, especially since the last one wasn't exactly a ray of sunshine. Sorry it was, as Beef said, a "college dissertation". I'll try to keep things much shorter from now on. I understand Crom now, and Sean, I'm sorry you have the misfortune to live in the buckle of the Bible Belt. I recited Conan's line that you quoted right along with you. That was Ghengis Khan, huh? Wow! I didn't know that. Anyway, I have a lot of stuff to clear up from my last letter! First of all, I DON'T HATE MEN! Let me just say that right off the bat. And I certainly don't have a problem with people living their lives the way they see fit. Of age and consenting, like you boys always say. Dowutchalike, as Digital Underground once said. I guess I was referring to the fact that it feels like society is forever cramming "pairing off" down our throats. Soul mates. I married my best friend. All that bullshit. Like that's the be all and end all of life. That belief, along with lots of other crap (AKA societal norms) led to some really bad choices on my part. Well, really just one bad choice, that led to lots of other ones. It's hard to have anything but a negative outlook on relationships when the only one I ever had lasted most of my adult life, and the breakup(divorce in my case) pretty much ruined my life. Don't get me wrong, I'm way better off without the asshat, and mostly happy being single. It was just a massive adjustment. Sorry if my tone was bitter or depressed last time. Last thing I want to do is bum you guys out! I believe in the talking cure too, and listening to you three is becoming my therapy! That and lots of Zoloft. And Wellbutrin. But I digress. Thanks for the "Wholesome Addiction Players" reenactment. Good stuff. :-) You guys crack me up when you say "sorry" that I've listened to so many of your casts. You do realize it's of my own accord, right? It's a good time! I love all your demented senses of humor. Guys. If MILF is "mom I'd like to fuck", then MIWLF is "mom I WOULDNT like to fuck." Work with me here. Op, please leave my large feet out of it. And how did you know that anyway? O_o Sean, I have wit and charm and social anxiety too. See the aforementioned medication I use to deal with it. It's good stuff. I'm glad you guys are so optimistic about relationships. My only frame of reference was like 75% bad, so I have a hard time looking at it like that. But I'm working on it. I think a big part of a good relationship has to be healthy conflict resolution. Do we ever teach kids how to do that? I certainly never learned it. I always was the one who tried to apologize and make peace in my relationship (even when it wasn't my fault) because I just couldn't stand having him mad at me. And incidentally, I've never had makeup sex. I think it may be a myth. Or just seldom appears. Like a unicorn or a leprechaun. Guess I misunderstood what you guys consider to be the friend zone. And the whole "we all want what we can't have thing" as well as the "I don't want you but no one else can have you either" thing is equally shitty. I think these are just another ugly aspect of human nature. Which sucks. A lot. Humanity would be great if it weren't for all the people. ;-) When I said having an S.O. is unnecessary, I didn't mean to imply that MEN are unnecessary or useless. And not just for taking the garbage out and squishing bugs. Not a man-hating raging bitch over here, I swear! I just had a really bad one for a long time. I don't think the whole gender is a bunch of assholes, by any means. Honest. And the patriarchy has ABSOLUTELY hurt men. It's awful that most of you are taught to be tough and not cry and not show feelings, and every other toxic aspect of masculinity. Thing are changing, I think, but like every other societal change, it's glacial in its pace. Fuck Clint Eastwood. I agree. And yeah the "generation of sissies" thing is horrendous. SHUT THE FUCK UP, indeed. Regarding Kim Davis, I hope to Crom (see what I did there? I paid attention!) it didn't seem like I had any sympathy for her. She should have done her job or gotten canned. I agree 100%. The question one of you guys had originally posed was why take a job that makes you go against your beliefs? I was only referring to the fact that things were different when she originally took the job. If she had taken the job AFTER marriage equality was the law, that would just be fucking stupid. I stand by my original statement, that she is a giant asshole. And all that grandstanding with Huckabee? Using "Eye of the Tiger" in vain like they did? Horrendous. I will NOT get on a hickory dick. Sounds like there may be splinters involved and that's just bad. Matching sex drives is hard to do. Of course after listening to you guys and giving it some more thought, I don't think that was actually my problem. I was trying to make a relationship work that was fundamentally flawed. Should have gotten out EONS ago, but I thought I'd better hang onto it because it may be my only chance. Having kids fucks shit up. Just another thing society shoves down our throats. You can be a complete person/couple without having children. It doesn't make you selfish or a bad person. Parenthood is HARD. It's not for everyone. Very disappointed in your critique of the little video I sent you. Tsk tsk. Although I did laugh my ass off at the ensuing discussion about eagle claws and thigh clamping, and watermelon crushing. What he did wrong was that he stopped with the mouth altogether and went to just fingering. Both is best, in my humble opinion. Thank you for all of your kind words. A couple times I got a little ferklempt. (That's Yiddish for choked up)Which is also what happened to the three of you talking about Ms Lecroix. ;-) And I really don't think all men are assholes because the one I was with was! Do you think I'd spend hours on end listening to you three if I thought you were? Y'all are EVOLVED and shit. :-) Much love to you all, SheHasHugeTractsOfLand P.S. Here's an interesting article that is actually only a few days old! It's about feminist porn. Enjoy! http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57ae25b2e4b069e7e50550d6?section=us_arts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Culture+Shift+081916&utm_content=Culture+Shift+081916+CID_6ba13da0e5e87c6eb156f76a8cb9cd49&utm_source=Email+marketing+software&utm_term=Read+more+here ---------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys! Listening to your latest cast and wanted to pitch in :P Re the Olympics. I spent a good while recently discussing and perving on the women's beach volleyball with your wife Sean. Might I reccomend Taliqua Clancy, Aussie beach volleyballer who's ass made it very hard to focus on studying the other day lol I know Shannon loves Two on Dark Matter but I'm all about the Dutch. She is SO. GODDAMN. SEXY. Yes all the yes. Listener 'she has huge tracks of land'. Regarding having a significant other. It's hard, no one is fun to be with all the time but that includes you. Both parties have to put up with the other persons less lovable aspects but if it's a good relationship the good outweighs the bad. I'm looooong (and I mean stupidly long) time single so I absolutely understand being able to take care of business yourself. I'm happy single but I don't close the door on the possibility of a significant other, or even a fun and casual other lol. I'm just saying do what works for you. Thank for the cast guys, Keep it up ;P Love Cookie xx P.s. Grope your wife for me Sean :D