--- Wholesome Addiction: 213 --- Listener Glory Hole - hello Boys!! Nice of you to read my last letter on the cast. More news on sex after 50. I have another bit of information to offer so you don't worry too much about diminishing sexual pleasure in your later years. As I mentioned last time I'm closing in on seventy, As you might expect the nature of my climax has changed. For one thing it's not as rock hard as in earlier years. I miss that, but can still reach an enjoyable result just the same. Secondly you don't blast it out any more. It's more like a gentle oozing. I guess that would be good news for Beef (it was Beef, right). He won't have to worry any more about hitting himself in the nose, mouth or eye (pick an orifice). The last difference that comes with age is really the best. The orgasm lasts significantly longer. According to Wikepedia the typical one on a younger guy lasts 20 to 30 seconds tops. At my advanced age I typically double that. Sometimes even longer. Just keep pumping and the feeling lasts and lasts. So while you lose some capabilities with age, this one difference more than compensates for not being made of stone and not being able to hit the target at twenty feet. More to cum!! Brown Acid ================================================ My brother Titketeers, You never did talk about the links I sent in my letter for the 200th cast. What did you think? No pressure just curious really. Anyway. You've discussed the topic of sex bots a few times on the show, like you I am in favor but that being said I do see a potential problem. It occurred to me while watching Terminator that Skynet's tactics were flawed. If we were to give rise to an artificial intelligence that sought our extinction and it truly understood us there wouldn't be a war. It would simply go into the sex bot market, cranking out felators instead of terminators. Because, and be honest guys, if you could buy a sex bot to your exact specifications that was a perfect simulation of a woman except she only said no when it was kinky would you bother with an actual relationship? We would simply stop breeding. That or I'm just have a diseased mind, either way it's interesting fuel for conversation. Thanks for reading my rambling, Wonko the Sane --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wholesome guys, Okay so yeah, how do I go about asking a stripper for a bj without getting jumped by bouncers or smacked hard in the face? I want to know for... reasons. ~Anon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fight/Marry/Fuck Op, which would you fight/marry/fuck? 1) Spider-Girl (Araña) 2)Echo (Ronin), or 3) Firebird (Bonita Juarez) Sean, which would you fight/marry/fuck? 1) Aurra Sing 2) Shaak Ti 3) Darth Traya (Kreia) Beef, which would you fight/marry/fuck? 1) Harry Potter 2) Harry Reems 3) Harry Dean Stanton (in Pretty in Pink) The gauntlet is thrown, how chose you sirs?? Lou. PS. Sean, did you have any fever dreams about phalices while you were sick, or am I the only one? ================================= Could you guys talk about 'edging' and 'gooning' and other male maturbation techniques? I mean what are your preferences? Since I have had kids I usually try to get done fast, but miss a long stroke session. Not sure what others do? Ps. Sean, have you ever tried 'figging' with ginger root? Just heard about it on pleasure mechanics. . . . Puff-tentacle -------------------------------------------------------- I was listening to your podcast today (with Willie Nelson) and I am now loving your podcast. I would enjoy being on it one day. So he suggested I write in first. I have a fun game, I'm not sure if you have already done it. Come up with a list of different names for "penis" and "vagina" and different phrases for "having sex". ~Flying Potatoes -------------------------------------------------------- Hey cast, I'm JJ and I figured that I would combat my state's closed minded view by starting a sex-positive, amateur, reality porn company. Okay, actually I had already been working on it for a couple of months before North Carolina won the 'Ignorant Assholes Championship Belt'. Now I'm thinking, "there is no way I'm getting through this without going to jail". Oh well, fuck it. In about 2 months I have grown about 4,000 fans across social media and an email list of 250 supporters. The problem is, my marketing is slowing down and will stop unless I can tap into some new channels. So, I have started a podcast (The Porn Studio Podcast), a Tumblr page (minxypanda.tumblr.com) and my fans are helping with a sticker campaign where we put funny porn stickers up in dive bars and on college campuses across the east coast. I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions in the marketing department since you guys are killing it with the podcast and Tumblr channels? I get the gist of Tumblr, but am not sure if there is a trick to getting traction other than just post, like, reblog, and follow everyday. Have any out of the box ideas? I am currently on the Tube sites, Instagram, Twitter, Fetlife, and Motherless with the consistent username, Minxy Panda. My site is MinxyPanda.Com. Where else should I be? Feel free to read me out on the cast or just respond. Any info is appreciated and always wear a butt plug for HER comfort! JJ Riot Urban Dictionary Theatre The JFK: I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car Cosby Sweater: Eating a large amount of colorful breakfast cereal (fruit loops, fruity pebbles, etc.) and then regurgitating it onto a partner’s chest. Chewbacca: Wake your partner up by inserting your hairy balls in her mouth and you’ll hear the sound of a wookiee. Pink Sock: This is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock. Portland Pull Apart: Get her on all fours and get behind her. Insert anal beads on a cord very, very gently while playing with her vagina. Now place your left hand on the middle of her back while still holding onto the butt beads with your right and PULL START that bitch! The Gecko: When you are having vaginal intercourse with a girl in the standing doggy position with her leaning against a wall, the penis is removed and thrust into her anal orifice, thus causing her to attempt to “run” up the wall like a gecko. The Simba: Finish on a girls stomach take a swipe off with your thumb and wipe it across her forehead and say "Simba"