--- Wholesome Addiction: 221 --- Sticky Quicky - Booty Pong - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFQnoUyxNOA Oh Republicans ….. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/07/11/politics/gop-platform-republican-convention-internet-pornography/index.html?client=ms-android-verizon# How the what now??? http://www.ydr.com/story/news/crime/2016/07/07/red-lion-woman-pleads-guilty-loud-sex-case/86729542/ For when it’s hot and you want to get hot http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/best-sex-positions-for-hot-weather But do they actually like facials? http://www.maxim.com/news/what-porn-stars-really-think-about-facials-2016-7 Ray,...when a woman asks you to have sex...You say YES http://brobible.com/life/article/florida-woman-threatens-man-hatchet/ OKay,,,,that’s just sad http://jezebel.com/band-sells-their-own-sex-tape-for-5-after-they-say-som-1775616762 Girls like my what now? http://www.gq.com/story/the-part-of-your-body-women-find-sexiest NOT cool http://jezebel.com/police-refuse-to-believe-lesbian-is-a-woman-force-her-1773733431 Oh for fucks sake http://www.mandatory.com/2016/04/11/teacher-fired-after-video-of-her-winning-twerk-contest-goes-vira/ Remy Retires http://therealpornwikileaks.com/remy-lacroix-retires-the-aftermath/ I just read on her twitter how she is retiring. She just finished up school to be a paramedic. She wants to save lives. Good on her. She will be missed. I hope I never bump into her at work! ~Pufftentacle Listener Questions WA crew- My father always told me and my brothers that you should pull out before you cum in a girl's ass because 'she will thank you later'. So is that for real? I never have cum inside a girl's ass but now I kinda want to. I this an urban legend? Thanks for the help and the cast is great and youse keep getting betta! Lou =============================================== @wholesomeaddict Y do most Shemales have massive cocks compared to the average male? ~Hentai Gallery =============================================== I just got through working on a contract with the Army. So my base escort, this dude called Dylan and I got to talking frankly, like the military do. Anyways it turns out that this huge muscular dude used to be on the fatter side. He got harassed in basic training until the military hooked him up with crystal meth and some steroids that I cannot even pronounce. Use of steroids is rampant in the military, BTW, but that is not where I am going. Dylan told me that by losing weight he gained 1.5 inches in dick length. Is that for real? Does your dick shrink when you get fat? If it does I am going to stop drinking beer right now, WTF? I don’t know if you all have ever lost a lot of weight or gained a lot of weight but have you heard this shit? No wonder so many people use meth, if you get fat you get a baby-cock, fucking scary shit. Keep up the great work, Puff-tentacle =============================================== Hello to my favorite Three Amigos! So it took me a month or two, but i finally got caught up on the podcast. Yay me! I started at around...120 or so and binge listened (is that a thing? I'm declaring it a thing) to get current. I have several overarching questions, to begin with. I imagine most of these are just references I'm missing. First of all, why is "I see what you did there" always in a German accent? What is "it's nice; I like it" from? And what's the deal with the weird lispy "poon harpoon" guy voice? He sounds like the nerd from Robot Chicken, is that it? I'm really asking the hard hitting questions here. (Heh heh, I said "hard") I also have quite a few thoughts to share. Many of which are woefully out of date and/or context at this point. I tried to at least mention which cast they were from so that things make a little sense. I realize this probably doesn't make for good Glory Hole listening, so I understand if this doesn't make it to air. Things that cracked me the fuck up: cast 160 When summoning a malevolent being from hell... Succubi have shit to do... You been here 4 hour... John Pinnette references (I adored him, and was so sad when he died. RIP. Cast 165 Fifty Shades of Grey crossword puzzle school district in Pennsylvania with no sense of humor...(I'm FROM Pennsylvania, and I can confirm that many people here have no sense of humor. I, however, am not one of them) Cast 194 Men look stupid during orgasm(Your words, not mine) Made me think of this bit: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/8vrj64/comedy-central-presents-let-s-talk-about-porn Women DO NOT compare notes about how you look when we go to the bathroom together. Lol. I can honestly say I have never discussed mens' "O faces" with any girlfriend of mine. Ever. Cast 196 We (speaking as a Jewish woman) say happy Chaka Khan too. As a joke. And omg you poor goyisha boys, stop trying to spell Hanukkah. Sean, my family played dreidel with M&Ms too. Cast 199 Not sure what you boys were talking about here, but it must have had to do with religion or something. I am Jewish because my mom is, but I'm an atheist. That being said, these 2 bits came to mind: https://youtu.be/twq-ouRpz7s https://youtu.be/71zLqonpROY Cast 202 In this cast Sean told a story about Shannon not waking him up for sex and none of you could comprehend this. My personal opinion is that we don't do it because if you did that to us we would kill you. Sunny Leone is awesome. I could go gay for her. Seriously she has like, the most perfect rack. That is all. Cast 210 In this cast it was asserted that naked women can make men give up state secrets but it doesn't work the other way. Um...yes it does. Depends on the man. If you like, I could give you a Santa Clause scroll size list of men that would do the trick. And they're not all Pitt and Clooney. FYI. Cast 212 You all must have been singing songs about girls with tig ol' biddies. Evil woman by ELO and Jet City Woman by Queensryche would both work nicely for this type of musical interlude. Also, this scene came to mind: https://youtu.be/IAuJpbmqNkk 7 mins in, sorry. Cast 215 Breaking the law is indeed Judas Priest. And also Beavis and Butthead. But Priest first. For the record. Cast 216 Omg that tweet was me!! Holy shit! So in this cast you guys "someoned" me. I tweeted that I was in love with Op's giggle. Let me clarify that I think it is a manly, almost sinister but not quite, giggle. Not an Anime schoolgirl giggle. Maybe I should have called it a chuckle? You get my point. Alas, I am in Pennsylvania not Cali, and therefore cannot have said giggle-chuckle performed for me in person. Cast 218 I feel Beef's pain with the DVR. It gets to the point where it feels like a job! Then I end up watching HGTV endlessly, or random shit on demand. Not productive. Not that watching TV is productive at all to begin with. Ok so that's all the funny, or at least that I managed to make note of. Which is not to say there isn't a ton more, but I usually listen to you all when I'm driving. So yeah...in the interest of safety, that's what I got. Oh and every time you guys quote Dr Denis Leary (he told me to stfu and no one had ever told me that before, I feel so much better about myself!), I laugh my ass off. So thanks for all of that! I have a bunch more to say, but it's all serious stuff. Relatively speaking, anyway. So I'll save that for another glory hole on another day. I tried to think of a cool nickname, like Spiderkitty, or Indecent minivan, but I couldn't come up with anything that clever. So I'll just use my tumblr name to sign off. Love you guys! SheHasHugeTractsOfLand (and I do, but they're attached to huge everything else, so don't look for any pics to be forthcoming) P.S. Not sure if you guys ever saw this article, but I thought it was interesting. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/10/23/1331075/-The-Strange-History-of-Corn-Flakes