--- Wholesome Addiction: 263 --- Sticky Quicky -- Tifa Lockhart cos - https://twitter.com/BellasCosplay/status/881505489489600513 News Well... it's better than spitting in your food I guess (Ann G & Puff) http://rare.us/rare-news/caught-on-video/a-camera-caught-this-waitress-sliding-a-hot-dog-up-her-you-know-what-before-serving-it-to-a-customer/?utm_content=inf_10_3427_2&utm_source=influencer&utm_medium=the-social-edge&utm_campaign=influencer&tse_id=INF_540951405c0811e790011d41b85aaeb5 Okay Japan..now you're Just being silly https://www.google.com/amp/s/9gag.com/gag/aKzXWLN/because-japan-i-give-you-nipple-makeup 18th century Boner (Ann G) http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/boner-of-an-executed-18thcentury-man-goes-on-display/ Listeners questions Hello Wholesome Addiction after hearing cast 259 I've been meaning to send this question in but I kept forgetting. Better late than never I suppose. This question/conversation relates to some feminist talk I read and watched from various sources 2 weeks before fathers day - on how feminists believe that since men can go topless at the beach; or anywhere really. That they believe they have the right to do so too. Aside from feminists beliefs on the matter, I personally don't see a reason too, especially from a womens health outlook. If a women going on a morning run topless for example, isn't the dramatic booty bouncing not only painful but can also damage the veins in their breasts and effect nursing in extreme cases? Why would women want to subject themselves to something like that, if such a right to go topless doesn't offer any real benefit? Now, I'm personally in a predicament where I cant decide mentally on a concrete answer/solution. I mean, I can see how women feel this way and yet I can also foresee logistical problems (such as one mentioned above) in where such a change could affect society as a whole and not entirely for the better. Not to mention how many car crashes would happen the first year of this change. Wholesome Addiction, can you perhaps have a discussion on this, and share your thoughts? - YepX =========================== Wanted to help answer Puff's question. Sean basically hit the nail on the head. It's one of the tell tail signs that a woman has had breast surgery. One of the many techniques for inserting a breast implant, and also one of the incisions involved in a breast reduction, is to first remove the nipple. It is rather difficult to avoid scarring for that incision as it is a difficult incision to relieve tension on. Another issue leading to the discoloration is the use of a laser to minimize such scarring. So... can't speak for every woman out there, but if you see that it's a safe bet they've had breast surgery. ~Jake ========================= Hello my dirty men ;) I love the show!!! Considering how much you ramble, makes me smile. First thing, the “cheeseburger ass bite”, that is awesome. My wife says thanks for giving that a name, yes I too do this and the reaction is worth it. There is also how all of you love all women equally because us tiny girls *cough* 4'11 need to feel appreciated. Lastly, because I feel I went on a bit. The social anxiety I also have and finding that lots of people... I tend to have panic attacks, medicine is a helpful thing, otherwise the sending letters to the show or the random Facebook messengers to Beef is a huge step for me in the right direction. And for which I say thank you gentlemen for the podcast. Oh and Beef, thank you for being you. Also for the responding back which helps boost my confidence. ? Sincerely yours, Jude =========================== Wa Crue, What are the best porny /r/ tags on imgur? ~ Bob The Builder Answer: I got you tight on homie! http://imgur.com/gallery/nxaFK6D ========================== I was forwarded a link by one of my friends that is very involved in the feminist movement and watches media for this kind of hate speak. In your "podcast 259: letters" you had a listener write into you about feminism on his campus. From your own published record he admits to probably harassing girls on that very campus. He said he was "holding the door" but I'm sure he was doing something threatening and the girls were COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED in standing up for themselves against a male aggressor. How can we as a culture teach our young women to be strong in the face of adversity when they are scorned by men for protecting their rights and their bodies against toxic male behavior? Then a woman pulls your listener aside and out of the kindness of her heart tells him in the gentlest way possible that he needs to make something better of himself and he thinks someone is picking on him? What a JOKE! I couldn't even listen to the rest of your disgusting response when one of you told him (I don't know who said it you all sound the same) that it will get better when he leaves an institution of higher learning dedicated to presenting truth and ideals about how the world SHOULD be and he enters the male dominated patriarchy. A VERY typical male centric response. Try educating yourselves before giving advise as "experts" about a subject you obliviously know nothing about. One virgin loser writes in because he met a few strong women and suddenly he's oppressed? Try looking at the entire rest of human history. Even the word history says what its about "HIS STORY". The whole reason we need feminism is to combat viewpoints like that of your disgusting podcast! ~Anon ============================ ----------------------------------------------- Hey guys, It's been a while. Remember that thing where I was supposed to come on the show? Yeah, me neither, I completely forgot and ran across the scenario I wrote out yesterday while cleaning. Since I can't decoder my own handwriting we're just going to skip it and do something new. But first I have to Star Wars nerd all over Sean's answer to which Star Wars heroine he'd go with. The whole premise of his answer is that he can stop Vader from happening. In order to do this he'd have to be pedophile. At the time when Anakin meets Padme she's 16 and he is hooked on her for life. In order to reduce the squick factor of a 10 and and 20 year old Lucas made it cannon that Padme was 16 during the events of phantom menace. Naboo is a planet known for electing insanely young queens for some reason. To fix this you would have to get with her before then and that means dating a 15 year old. Have fun with that Sean. Clearly the only sane answer is Jin yes she's on a path you can't change but before then you know she's a dirty messed up fuck. You didn't think all those years on the run from the empire she was being chaste did you? No, she's freak from the moment you get her behind closed doors. But on to my fix for your shamefully forgetting all about me. Since I've forgotten the old scenario and I don't have the time to construct a whole one from scratch, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you a piece of the scenario once you guys answer it on the cast I'll write up the next part and send it to you before the next cast. Think playing chess by mail. This way you're not overwhelmed and I can correct for Sean's rampant cheating. To the extent I don't find it amusing to watch him mess with the two of you anyway. So here we go. For the purposes of this scenario all your lives are pretty much the same. Sean is married, OP is engaged (congrats bro! You gave me some food for thought for when this happens to me), and Beef is looking up it it's cool to marry a fleshlight. The scenario is entitled Wholesome Addiction Goes to Japan! One night while doing the cast you receive an email. Wholesome Addiction has been nominated for an AVN award for best porn podcast not run by a pornstar, cuz otherwise you'd lose to Asa Akita. This year the even will be held in Tokyo and you have three all expense paid tickets. Your task, get on the plane. Sean in your case that's going to involve convincing the wife to let you go to an Asian country alone, OP convincing trouble to let you go to a porn convention by yourself, and Beef...I guess saying goodbye to the Riley Reid Fleshlight. Ooh, wait, no. The flight leaves in an hour and you're either drunk or stoned, take your pick, and you have to get through airport security. Well, this should be fun. As always, I love you guys, keep up the good work with the show. I can honestly say I'd miss you guys if you ever stopped doing this. Beef next time you're in NYC I am now a fully bared attorney so go ahead and do whatever you're going to do and I'll ride to your legal rescue. Love, Vlad ======================= Hey guys, Just heard the cast where you asked if I had forgotten to send you guys the next round of questions. So I thought I’d forward you email below from FEBRUARY, where I sent you the next question for the game. Since writing and responding to an email a week seems to be beyond the powers of all involved, at this point I think its better if I go old school. I'lll just write up a massive super complicated scenario for the three of you. Once you guys answer the question in the email below I’ll take it from there and complete the scenario by writing you guys up something nasty. In all meanings of the word. On a side note, I wanted to respond to Sean’s comment that the law of divorce favors women. That’s actually not the case. The law favors the party with less money. Even in child custody stuff the law tends to favor the parent with the most time and interaction with the child. Its society that favors men, making it more likely that the man in the divorce is going to have more money to be distributed. Same thing with the expectation that the woman is going to make sacrifices in her career to spend time with the child. Men getting alimony is a thing that happens! As always thanks for the cast. Best, Vlad ------------- Subject: WA Goes to Japan Hey guys, Wow, only a month. You guys are getting better. Ok, before I get to the next part of the scenario I realized I forgot to mention this in my last email. I'm structuring this whole thing kind of like a choose your own adventure. Which means there's a possibility of making a decision that results in your death and therefore being out of the game. That being the case, each of you can use the bookmark option once and only once to take back a decision you've made. Once you do, you have to replay the scenario from that point forward. Got it? Ok. Cool. Not confusing at all. All three of you are now on the plane. Rather four because OP decided to bring Trouble along. While this is cool with me since it provides me with even more ways to mess with OP, I'm going to need positive consent to include her in this scenario. I'm fine with fucking with you three but she's an innocent bystander with a wonderful laugh whose only crime is loving OP...presumably. For all I know she an international jewel thief or a tomb raider, but I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. Right, plane. You're flying Japan Air and midway during the flight Sean gets questioned by the Air Marshal when his carry on falls and an entire suit case worth of bondage gear and vibrators fall out. He's pointing a gun at you. What do you do? Warning, attempts at humor may get you shot. OP You're in the middle of seat of a three row aisle, on your right is Trouble, on your left is Sophia Vergara. She's terrified of flying and just wants to be held so she's not so scared. And of course you've got that golden OP voice that makes the ladies swoon. She likes that. And, you know what's soothing, being rubbed with a little baby oil. Go OP run Sophia Vergara with baby oil while your fiancé looks on. Beef gets led up into a curtained off section of first class by a lovely young Japanese stewardess. B cup so as not to trigger his boob related narcolepsy. Once back there you're greeted by a half dozen more beautiful stewardess. They ask you to convince them of your worthy for what comes next. Should you answer correctly, from behind the curtain the rest of the passengers will hear clapping and occasional cheering. Because of course this happens to him, because he's Beef. Enjoy, Vlad LISTENER Recommendations of the week I want this. (Jake) https://nicolezzr.tumblr.com/post/157113383339?utm_campaign=SharedPost&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=TumblriOS