--- Wholesome Addiction: 313 --- Sticky Quicky Smiley http://thechive.com/2018/09/11/a-smile-a-day-will-keep-the-doctor-away-75-photos/?utm_source=twitter Bendable http://thechive.com/2018/08/20/bad-girls-bend-at-the-waist-11/?utm_source=twitter Listeners questions Hey guys, I've been looking at starting my own podcast as a good way to build my oral skill set for my own hobby as it were and I just found Wholesome Addiction a few weeks ago - loving it! It's seems to be a great mix of guests and you three doing sex related content. When Meana asked you guys about being comedians I'll have to admit I had the same thought for a different reason. I'm a super-fledgling stand-up comedian myself here in NYC and I recognize you three fall into classic joke timing when two of you start ribbing the other one. Operator is often the straight man or setup guy, Beef seems to be the color, and Sean's the quick-witted one. It's not always that way because I notice you all rotate who's doing what, but do you guys have training and if so where'd you pick it up? Topic change thoughts... 1. Guys, you have to start mentioning your patreon account, you're worth it. 2. In all seriousness, what the fuck is "The Markle" do you mean Dutchess Meghan Markle? Did Beef fuck Meghan Markle… and… and there’s pictures? 3. Why is Sean the only one using his real name? 4. Why is what I can only assume, according to context, Beef's girlfriend called "Monkey Snow Angel?" 5. When you guys do the numbered list thing I keep picturing you talking about sandwiches. "This one looks expensive." "Look at the meat on that." 6. Just so I have this down correctly Sean is into: women, milfy women, robot women, alien women, fictional women, woman'ish animal creatures, and dudes... as long as they sound, and look like, from the waist up - a woman. Good god man, I'm not trying to be a dick here but what alignment do you call that? You can put this on the cast just don't use my name if you please, still trying to build what that is going to be. ~Anon =========================================== You know a woman is hot when listening to her voice you start wondering what her pussy tastes like. I imagine Meana Wolf tastes like a mix of strawberries and unicorn magic. ~Bobino =========================================== I'm just going to come out and say it, Alice Funker is the most adorable creature on the planet right now. That is all. ~Lawrence of a labia =========================================== Sean, that sounded fucking horrible. You know what I'm talking about, Stay well buddy. ~Tony in NY =========================================== Sean, merciful heavens sweet boy, when I heard you were ill I thought flu or perhaps a stomach virus. When I heard the last round of outtakes I was having sympathy pains and I don't even have some of those parts. You keep yourself well darling, at least until I can come to the colonies and we can have our respective ways with me, you, and your lovely other half! All jests aside, I felt for you sweetie, hickies and rope burns, ~Saoirse =========================================== Alexis Fox sounds like the kind of crazy you're not sorry for the in the morning - right after you make bail. ~Robber Baron =========================================== Is the porn interviews going to be the regular now? I'm i the only one that has no interest in hearing them speak? I tried a couple times and gave up. Has there Been a difference in how many times the show is listened to? I haven't. ~Matt =========================================== Guys!, Been a while. I was running to court and when I heard your cast about the guy who broke up with Yanet Garcia. Not going to bother learning his name. Anyway, as someone who had to something like this, I had to offer my two cents. Sometimes when you want to build something you have to give something up. It sucks all the way around and it’s not the right choice for everyone but it is a legitimate choice. Doing anything worthwhile takes time and dedication and sometimes the person you’re with doesn’t want to support you, or their schedule conflicts, or they’re the love of your life but they just come with you on that journey. Not all happiness in the world is found buried inside a hot wet hole. If the thing want most in the world leads away the hot girl you’ve got a choice to make. Is it the right choice? Is it a healthy choice? Maybe, maybe not. It depends on the circumstances. It’s definitely not a great choice to make for too long. Eventually you have to go out and live among the humans. Or not if you’ve found the thing that makes you happy and humans just get in the way. And while being a pro gamer might seem like a silly reason to give up someone as hot as Yanet, if it’s his bliss, it’s his bliss. Because, yeah, the times your team can practice is a genuine concern if you’re a pro. So is the fact that you can’t just skip a tournament because you’re girlfriend is really hot and you just want to stare at her all day. So are lots of things that might make a relationship hard to maintain. The thing is, being a pro gamer is a legitimate profession. There are hundreds of people who make a pretty good living at it. And didn’t he come into the relationship as a pro gamer? She knew what she was getting. All of that said, do I buy the reason from this guy, eh. I don’t know. The hours you described actually sounded low for a gamer. About seven hours a day. The gamers I know who are pros do it anywhere from nine to twelve hours a day. Personally, I don’t trust anyone with hair that perfect. (Have to trust people with Lara because I have them). Anyway, those are my random thoughts as I sit here waiting for my client’s case to be called. As always keep up the good work. And for the love of Krom and cthulhu promote the Patreon. It’s been up for a year and I think I am like one of three patrons you guys have. Seriously you had more when I signed up in 2017! PS: I will take no further questions on this, but, yeah, the Markle is possible with a minimum of stretching. There are no pictures because that would require allowing another human being to see what I’ve done with myself and that shit just ain’t happening right now. Don’t love beef that much. ~ Vlad The Impaler =========================================== I really loved the interview this week. (Alice Funker) I will definitely be spending some money on her. 19!!! She has it made. Plenty of time to change that name though, it could use some massaging. Keep up the great work, ~Pufftentacle ====================================== I think this pretty much speaks for itself.https://girlsdoingdumbshit.tumblr.com/post/175587246649 ~ Jake From State Farm ====================================== WA Crew, You must choose one: 1. The matrix full of sexy women that you have neo-like powers in but all the women are actually controlled by men. 2. An island full of sexy native girls that are ready and willing but you must continuously prove dominance by fighting to the death any other suitors. 3. One very average looking woman that will sexually fulfil every messed up fantasy you have but once you have sex with her every other woman will look like her to you. Choose! ~Blake