--- Wholesome Addiction: 247 --- Sticky Quicky - Aly Reisman - https://www.boston.com/sports/olympics/2017/02/16/aly-raisman-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue News Kate is back back again http://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/kate-upton/2017/photos?xid=socialflow_twitter_si#1 Draining the pipe (Jake) http://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/girl-offers-plumber-oral-sex-for-his-services-while-his-girlfriend-watches/ Sex Songs (Jake) http://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/spotify-reveals-peoples-favourite-sex-songs/ Whole new meaning to The Whopper https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/money/4670525/valentines-day-burger-king-adult-toys/%3Fsource%3Ddam?client=ms-android-verizon She’s a hard worker (Jake) http://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/italian-blowjob-tour-model-has-made-another-outrageous-promise/ There’s eating ass and there’s (Puff)… http://elitedaily.com/news/world/edible-anus-chocolate-butthole-mold/932939/ Life comes at you fast (Puff) http://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/13/playboy-bring-back-nude-pictorals.html Andy’s Garcias kid be posin http://www.maxim.com/women/alessandra-garcia-instagram-gallery-2017-2?fb=ss&prtnr=maxim Naked Maid http://www.unilad.co.uk/featured/i-hired-a-naked-maid-to-clean-my-house-and-this-is-what-happened/ (New Segment) Oh Japan, never change! Urban Dictionary Theatre Listeners questions WA crew- So, dudes at my gym blow dry their pubes. . . . Is this normal? It always struck me as gross-as-fuck with all the fucking pubes blowing around the locker room. First time I saw it I was like ‘da fuck are youse doing, your dong is bouncing around you tool’. Also, this is a question for Shannon or Trouble, do women blow dry their junk in lockerroom? It seems like they might need to take special care of their female bits perhaps to keep yeast/bread from growing in the oven. Just curious?! Lou. Keep up the great fucking work. ====================================== That brain wipe show... Perhaps it's a Midwestern/Wisconsin thing. My first thought was "is he talking about Dollhouse." Eliza Dushku... Does Riley Ried make you think about Eliza Dushku at all? Check out the POV videos from Mark's Head Bobbers and Hand Jobbers. ( no links, work computer) She definitely makes me think of Eliza. At first, anyway... Then I get distracted. On another subject; Congratulations Op! Whisker Fox ======================================= Hey guys, It's been a while. Remember that thing where I was supposed to come on the show? Yeah, me neither, I completely forgot and ran across the scenario I wrote out yesterday while cleaning. Since I can't decoder my own handwriting we're just going to skip it and do something new. But first I have to Star Wars nerd all over Sean's answer to which Star Wars heroine he'd go with. The whole premise of his answer is that he can stop Vader from happening. In order to do this he'd have to be pedophile. At the time when Anakin meets Padme she's 16 and he is hooked on her for life. In order to reduce the squick factor of a 10 and and 20 year old Lucas made it cannon that Padme was 16 during the events of phantom menace. Naboo is a planet known for electing insanely young queens for some reason. To fix this you would have to get with her before then and that means dating a 15 year old. Have fun with that Sean. Clearly the only sane answer is Jin yes she's on a path you can't change but before then you know she's a dirty messed up fuck. You didn't think all those years on the run from the empire she was being chaste did you? No, she's freak from the moment you get her behind closed doors. But on to my fix for your shamefully forgetting all about me. Since I've forgotten the old scenario and I don't have the time to construct a whole one from scratch, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you a piece of the scenario once you guys answer it on the cast I'll write up the next part and send it to you before the next cast. Think playing chess by mail. This way you're not overwhelmed and I can correct for Sean's rampant cheating. To the extent I don't find it amusing to watch him mess with the two of you anyway. So here we go. For the purposes of this scenario all your lives are pretty much the same. Sean is married, OP is engaged (congrats bro! You gave me some food for thought for when this happens to me), and Beef is looking up it it's cool to marry a fleshlight. The scenario is entitled Wholesome Addiction Goes to Japan! One night while doing the cast you receive an email. Wholesome Addiction has been nominated for an AVN award for best porn podcast not run by a pornstar, cuz otherwise you'd lose to Asa Akira. This year the event will be held in Tokyo and you have three all expense paid tickets. Your task, get on the plane. Sean in your case that's going to involve convincing the wife to let you go to an Asian country alone, OP convincing trouble to let you go to a porn convention by yourself, and Beef...I guess saying goodbye to the Riley Reid Fleshlight. Ooh, wait, no. The flight leaves in an hour and you're either drunk or stoned, take your pick, and you have to get through airport security. Well, this should be fun. As always, I love you guys, keep up the good work with the show. I can honestly say I'd miss you guys if you ever stopped doing this. Beef next time you're in NYC I am now a fully bared attorney so go ahead and do whatever you're going to do and I'll ride to your legal rescue. Love, Vlad ------------------------------------ Hola Beef!!! So sorry that I missed you guys!! Maybe y'all can do another "round table" cast IN DALLAS where you all look at porn and each other because awkward is hilarious and Baby Dolls is here. Geez Beef. Y'all got me half convinced that I am you too. Beef goes to sleep and I wake up and write emails. I go to sleep and Beef wakes up and podcasts. Would I buy this? ABSOPENISLUTELY!!! http://www.yourtango.com/2016288729/x-rated-coloring-book-gives-whole-new-meaning-penis-art https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=i76N0C8NauY You got little titties, big titties, bouncy titties, fake ass titties, pretty titties, ugly titties and now.....GLITTER TITTIES!!!! http://www.yourtango.com/2017300083/men-are-freeze-penises-liquid-nitrogen-aka-love-mist Dude. Anyone wanna volunteer to see if this works? Because super curious! So if Goldmember got his name because he lost his junk in a smelting accident, if someone loses their junk doing this they MUST henceforth become a villain and be called Coldmember. For real. Tales of men Beef takes an old friend on a date.. Mixed results happen