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DAMN http://thechive.com/2017/11/02/celebs-that-had-smoking-hot-daughters-50-photos/?utm_source=twitter 

She loves skeletons: https://ivangremory1995.tumblr.com/post/166999686879?utm_campaign=SharedPost&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=TumblriOS

News
FFS
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ellen-page-details-brett-ratner-sexual-harassment-on-x-men-set
https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/national-republican-senatorial-committee-ends-joint-fundraising-agreement-with-roy-moore-campaign/2017/11/10/f393278c-c62e-11e7-84bc-5e285c7f4512_story.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/10/arts/television/louis-ck-statement.html

Ela in rolling Stone
https://www.xbiz.com/news/231632/rolling-stone-publishes-profile-of-ela-darling

NOT cool
http://www.newsweek.com/sex-toys-we-vibe-recording-708761?amp=1

That certainly looks like a vagina (Puff)
https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/foods-that-look-a-heck-of-a-lot-like-vaginas?utm_term=.xdqEErRwrM#.boRrrqneqB 

Sex toys that are bad ideas (Puff)
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-sex-toys-that-are-really-really-bad-ideas/ 

Um...what? (Puff)
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/10/oklahoma-woman-who-married-mother-after-two-hit-it-off-pleads-guilty-to-incest.html 

Bonus
https://uk.style.yahoo.com/british-beauty-vlogger-applied-full-face-make-dildo-122913693.html


Erotica review
Wild Wastes - Randi Darren
http://wholesomeaddiction.com/wild-wastes-randi-darren/

Listeners questions
ROUND TWO:
Sean. Who’s scenarios will the be longest as I’m trying to plug holes to minimize his cheating.
Having convinced Devon to take you on, she leads you to a white panel van and, because you’re already neck deep and little Sean is doing the thinking, you get in. She takes you a facility in the heart of Tokyo. She squirms the whole way in what you interpret as building up to kill you, but is in fact wanton desire for you. Apparently, you’re her exact type and she wants you bad. Some people as just born broken. (If you use this as retroactive justification for your answer to round one, you will immediately get the failure option for OP and be given over to the Yakuza and no longer be allowed to play. I know you Sean.) Once inside, she ushers you into a clean white room with a single reclining chair. Kind of like a dentist chair but with a weird looking helmet on top. Devon explains that you will be having sex via this device a fully interactive virtual reality. (We’re skipping the part where you run and get strapped down by some very large men.) 
After hooking you up and a moment where your vision goes pixilated, you discover that this virtual reality construct is everything promised. You’re inside a giant bar with every videogame, movie and animated character ever, all of whom and down and enthusiastic to do whatever you want. Welcome to the first version of the matrix. Sort of. It’s still in Beta, you can still fail and fuck things up. Namely by going too far with whatever you’re planning in your head right now. The system has not been kink tested yet and if you do too much it will shut down and everything stops. No matter whether you’ve gotten off or not. So, what do you do when you can do anything, but don’t know how much is too much? Will spanking Bayonetta crash the system before your hand meets supple flesh? Will Leia pixilate and dissolve if you try for some nipple clamps? What happens if you fist Liara while she’s eating out Tali? What do you do when you have the power to do anything, but don’t know what the consequences might be?
 
No, you are not Neo, there is no such thing as mental parkour, and you’ve stopped listening and have moved on to cheating.I can just say anything at this point because you’re not listening. Boobs. Vagina. Battlestar Galactica. See nothing, you’re too busy Cheating.
 
Beef.
Having Somehow convinced Rosie that you’re Jason, you show up to the premiere in whatever tux you’ve rented for the evening. It’s a giant bash for the Fast and Furious spinoff staring Statham and the Rock. Somehow you must navigate your way the night past reporters; “Mr. Statham, you look different, what happened?” Rosie; “What’s going on? Do I look good? Can you introduce me to the director?” And your costar the rock; “Dude, did you get shorter? Never mind let’s wrestle right here for the crowd.” 
Why do all this instead of bail and head to the AVN’s? Because Rosie is a former Victoria Secret Angel and they have a tradition. All the current Angels try to seduce the husbands of former Angels. Jason would never dream of cheating of course, he’s a happily married man. You on the other hand…not so much. After giving your answers to the previous questions, you have to come up with excuses to sneak away from your blind “wife” for some sexy time with each of the Angels. A different excuse for each one. Just so you have the names, the rundown of current VS models is: Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel, Taylor Marie Hill, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Stella Maxwell, Lais Ribeiro, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Jasmine Tookes and Josephine Skriver.
You can have as many of them as excuses you can come up with, but you must pick a different sex act to perform with each one. Sean and OP get to decide if the excuses are good enough. Trust in the goodness of your fellow men.
 
OP.
That was some impressive flim-flam you came up with because she bought it and boinked you and now you’re her date for the awards. (Or you and Trouble are, as is your wont) For extra credit please tell us what filthy things you did in that cab. Now, across town from Beef’s premier, you’ve arrived at the AVN awards. It’s a veritable who’s who of who fucks who in front of the camera. There is Phoenix Marie with her hand up Sunny Leon’s skirt, there’s Stoya having her ass literally kissed by Gina Valentine, and there’s a six woman make out session with Abella Anderson, Megan Salinas, Esperanza Gomez, Yurizan Beltran, Daisy Marie and Emy Reyes. 
You Don’t have time to watch, however, because you’re late to present the award for best Gangbang. Who, OP, are the five finalists? You can only go off the top of your head and you may not use anyone already mentioned in this scenario. Or Veronica Rodriguez. Who wins that coveted statue? All awards are, of course, presented while receiving oral. Who’s going to town on you while you’re running down the list? Do you really think you can make it the full five minutes it takes to present the award? If you do, that is if Sean and Beef think you do, you get to jump in the middle of that six-woman orgy I just mentioned.
~ Vlad

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