--- Wholesome Addiction: 278 --- Sticky Quicky -- Kill Bill + Suicide Girls = https://youtu.be/guE8e4zqTVM News Kevin Spacey too https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/11/3/16602628/kevin-spacey-sexual-assault-allegations-house-of-cards Amen! (Puff) https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-church-changes-sign-after-message-misinterpreted-as-sexual Well okay then http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/amp8647411/vagina-pheromone-perfume-experiment/ Erotica review The Girls from Alcyone – Cary Caffrey http://wholesomeaddiction.com/the-girls-from-alcyone-cary-caffrey/ Listeners questions Thank you for your recent cast! My wife and I shared our feelings about the Weinstein crimes in several emotional conversations. Both of us were horrified, yet not shocked. My wife also shared her experiences and the shit that women have to put up with generally. I think I benefited the most from these conversations but I hope she did too. Let’s face it, guys are gross. I once had a boss tell me a joke in front of colleagues and the punch line involved him taking off his pants and slandering gay people. I was like 18 and extremely uncomfortable sexually. I felt helpless and nauseous. I wonder how women in my office feel with older men gawking at them with their eyes just because they have female faces and female bodies. It is so strange. My wife and I concluded that the problem is not just social but biological too. For example, men don’t understand what it is like to not be horny and women cannot understand what it is like to be continually horny. That kind of blew my wife’s mind—how repressed (responsible) men can feel when they cannot share/express their constant sexual feelings. We have all wanted to look or stare but have not given in, this seems very unnatural to a man but is socially a must. Just the other day a woman was just minding her own business and happened to have a lot of cleavage exposed. I asked her the question I had come to ask and stared at the wall in an attempt to not make her uncomfortable but instead I think it freaked her out and she immediately put a shawl thingy on. Humans are such crazy creatures!!! I really appreciate the last cast. Everyone should be talking and thinking about this subject to make the world a better place. Thank to you and the whole crew at WA. Pufftentacle ================================ New listener and starting with early eps, just listened to 172, #drumpf just announced his running and listening to that cast now and hearing your hilarious ribbing of his impossible chances of winning is so bizarre in hindsight ~Philosophy_King ================================ Just great guys!! Barry on #TheFlash just uttered "crime scene" and thanks to you I imagine a whole different picture! ~Andi ================================ VLAD RETURNS! Hey Guys, I know, I know. But look at it this way, for once you get to hold over it over someone else’s head that they’re late on something. Which I am. Horribly. All I can say in my defense is that the first year of being an attorney sucks hard and there are no cheering Asian girls at the end to make things better. It kind of broke my brain a little to the point where I’ve been obsessively focused on drawing for the last few months. While I suck less than I used to, I’ve attached a picture I drew of Cheetara so that Sean, an actual artist, can make fun of me. If you want to see more sucky pictures you can see them on my Instagram account @vlad_the_dragon. So, without further ado, let me just give you a quick refresher on the rules so we can kick this shit off. Since we’re not doing a brake between each round for me to adjust the questions, it’s going to be a straight game of scenario and reaction. There will be three rounds with each of you only answering one question per round. I’m going to be trusting you to be on the honor system here and not skip ahead. (And Sean has immediately begun to cheat…actually, he began as soon as he recognized the email address) This cuts out what I envisioned as the first Wholesome Addiction Role Playing Game but, eh. As a reward, whoever you guys vote has done the best will get to feed me a porn star and a scenario and I’ll draw it up for you. Also, after hearing the last cast and discovering that Trouble’s crimes might well merit her inclusion with you lot, I’ve decided to include a section for her at the end. Fair warning, there’s a lot of guesswork involved there. I’ve been listening to the rest of you maniacs for the better part of a decade and I’ve got a near eidetic memory. I’ve only heard her a handful of times plus whatever I’ve gleamed from OP talking about her. It won’t be as targeted as what I pull together for the three of you. I’ll leave it to OP’s discretion whether to show it to her or have her play the game. He’ll know best if it’ll creep her out or if she’d enjoy it. Ok, that was a lot of ado. Lets go. ROUND ONE: Sean, who always goes first. Having landed in Tokyo, you look around at all the beautiful Asian women…and immediately have to go into a bathroom to jerk it in order to control yourself. (Tell me I’m wrong). Since you separated from the group, when you leave the bathroom (for the second time, a MILFy Asian walked by) you realize you don’t know where anyone is. Wandering around, you come across Devon Aoki talking to a group of six people about volunteering for a study she wants to run. The study will involve sex with her and must be under control conditions, so she’s only looking for one volunteer. Make your case. Why are you the best choice for her sexual experiment? What makes you better than the other people in the group she’s talking to? You must give at least one positive reason for yourself. You may not make a blanket reason for everyone else and you may not reuse a reason for more than one person. The people are: He-Man, Lion-O, Colonel Jack O’Neill, Joshua Nolan, Hackers era Angelina Jolie and Audrey Hepburn straight out of Breakfast at Tiffany’s. And no, you cannot just throw in the towel and walk away. Beef, who was hopefully missing last week because he was getting laid. I’m pulling for you brother. Since you were up in first class with a bevy of giggling stewardesses, you were let off the plane first and decided to wait around for the others. Before they showed up, you were approached by a lovely woman in a chauffer’s outfit holding up a placard reading Mr. Statham. She thinks you’re Jason Statham (all white people look alike apparently) and wants to take you to her limo. You go because, hey free limo ride. You enter the limo to discover it isn’t empty Mrs. Statham is there, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Instead of throwing you out however you she gets all giggly and starts kissing you, apologizing for the dark sunglasses. Apparently she finally went ahead with the laser eye surgery and needs to keep them on, not that she can see anything anyway. You’re going to have to be her eyes at the premiere starting in, oh, an hour. How do you keep this going? Give us your best Jason Statham impression and improvised dialog. How will you convince people at the premiere, who can see you, that you’re Jason Statham? Or, alternatively, that you’re Rosie’s date for the evening? As she’s about to go down on you, how will you explain you accoutrements? Do you think you’ll last longer than Jason when she gets to work? Will she notice? Who will you wear to the premiere? Questions, Questions, Questions. OP, as my wedding present to you round one will be a softball. Also, if you don’t want to do the bonus game for Trouble you can skip over that part and just play the game like she’s with you the whole time. As the only responsible adult, you make it to the curb of the airport and hail down a cab. (I work on a theory that Sean is actually a really good dad, but that part of his brain turns off as soon as he’s away from his own kids.) As a cab pulls up, a sexy little spinner of a Latina distracts Trouble and leads her away from you. Before you can object you’re pushed into the back of a cab and sitting next to your only real competition for the AVN podcast award. Asa Akira is mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore. You have one chance to convince her you are not really her rival. Talk to the mic like it’s Asa, convince her she shouldn’t turn you over to the Yakuza to be chopped up into chum. If it helps, pretend she’s naked. In fact, she’s naked because this is going to one of two ways. You’re either going to fail and feed the sharks, or you’re going to have dirty sex with Asa Akira in the back of this cab while the driver watches There you go, softball. To be continued… ================================ ---THE TROUBLE REACTIONS--- ================================ I want to hear about Trouble's 25. As Sean said in the cast, go ooonn. ~Russ ================================ Sunday morning and listening to Wholesome Addiction 276. Ok then, god bless Trouble ~Jarrak ================================ I just had to pull over and beat my head in the steering wheel laughing. The dead silence was perfect!!!! ~Jake... From State Farm ================================ Was the whole 25 thing a bit or did that really happen? I must know! ~Karen ================================ I'm going to assume that Trouble really did sleep with 25 women and Op really didn't know... forever. My world is better that way ~Johnny_Likes_Beavers ================================ Somebody tell trouble - in a totally nice way guys, I know you - they all say your the best. ~BobTheBuilder ================================ All props to Trouble and Operator but damn Sean I laughed like an idiot on the train and prolly scared the couple across from me to death because of the "some-say" wrap up afterwards. OMFG I wasn't expecting that. ~SlimmyInAJimmy ================================ Fuck me did we just hear Sean's real accent after the whole 25 thing?? ~Natalie ================================ Trouble, I want you to tell me, tell me very slowly about that last one you talked about. Don't leave anything out. Just tell me everything - for... science. ~Mikey ================================ Trouble, you know we love you sweetie but every woman tells you "You're the best." hon. Gratz on the 25 tho, thats higher than my number if we're being honest. Talking to Operator now, high five dude! Epic win on the wife there. ~Lawerence of a Labia ================================ "Beef got really into dolphin penises and now makes the tour circuit with his life partner Steve" almost killed me as much as the twenty-fffii (silence). Also, Sean already is a beloved folk hero of porn. ~Rebecca ================================ Some say, Operator is still shocked to this day. ~BillyMYTie