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Sticky Quicky - Abella Danger...BUSTED
https://twitter.com/Abella_Danger/status/845424284864425984?s=09 

Cylonmatrix bday present to beef
https://youtu.be/ybYmLs3v8Co

Hot chick with a bad dragon Toy (Ken) 
https://gfycat.com/TepidCriminalDeviltasmanian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGKrLdnXHs

News
She seems….happy
http://nypost.com/2017/03/21/anatomy-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-student/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark 

These kids today
http://aipdaily.com/interview-with-rikki-braun/ 

Smart Condom (Ann G)
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/03/03/smart-condom-con-will-rate-your-sexual-performance.html

Running for Congress
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/a9141665/alejandra-campoverdi-congress-maxim-sexism/ 

Trump brand what??!?;?
http://www.businessinsider.com/ap-china-grants-preliminary-approval-to-38-new-trump-trademarks-2017-3 

I can hear Sean now ' no, that is not the weirdest way to masterbate'. (Puff)
http://www.someecards.com/love/sex/unicorn-horn-dildo/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOQcu7SYBJY

Guess that really is Victorias Secret
http://www.unilad.co.uk/lgbt/lingerie-model-reveals-secret-absolutely-no-one-would-have-noticed-otherwise/

Beef?!?!
http://www.unilad.co.uk/video/naked-guy-spotted-hiding-under-window-as-lovers-partner-returns-home-early/

So Atomic Blonde looks good
http://brobible.com/entertainment/article/charlize-theron-sex-scene-atomic-blonde/ 




Listeners questions
Hey wholesome addiction cast. 

Just wanted to write in to say first off thanks for the cast. You guys provide a lot of laughs as well as insight into an area that is normally pretty underwraps.  I've been listening to the cast for maybe a year now, give or take a few months. I've always enjoyed the shared experiences of you guys and the openness that you all bring to the table. So, I recently ventured to the local Adult Stores of my town. Upon going in I was taken aback, the area was super organized in terms of DVD's to their own section, some old playboys/husslers bundled together, and on the other side were all the toys and tools needed for a more "adventurous" time (Sean Time). The staff was super nice and answered any questions I had. It was a very pleasant experience that I don't think that I would have took without listening to the cast. 

TLDR: Listened to the cast. Went to a sex shop. Experience went way better than I thought it would go.

Keep on keepin on Wholesome Addiction Crew, and here's to many more casts.

Johnny
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https://twitter.com/TFLN/status/832001794498756608
Ann G asks for a consensus
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Heidi ho Beef!!
You must be all tucked in bed or unconscious in some way, shape, or form since I'm awake and e-mailing.

There's alot of things that are gold. Gold condom wrappers, golden showers, golden c-rings. 
The most important one though, now appears to be The Golden Trio. Not to be confused with Blanch, Dorothy and Rose.
80% of the time, it works every time (if you're hetero, 91 motha lickin percent of the time if you're not)
Behold Beefykins and Cast, I give you knowledge of the orgasmic kind.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/this-golden-trio-of-sex-acts-is-the-key-to-female-orgasms/

Signed, 
She Who Has Many Names
Ms.G (beef at rest)
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Hey Sean (and the guys (+Shannon)+Trouble)+one FUBAR tattered fleshlight)
I've been searching for a vintage porn movie I saw years ago in the hope I can find it online. It's late seventies/early eighties.
Centres around a female writer who escapes to a cabin (with a pool) to finish her book. The novel is about demons I think and during her loneliness in the cabin, she starts to fantasise that characters from her book come to life. The first guy to appear fucks her in the shower during where she also gets flashes of a masked man, maybe as part of a threesome or orgy?!
I've searched for this for literally years but wondered with your vast collection and knowledge of porn, whether you could find it.
Any help would be unimaginably appreciated.
Keep up the good work - have been a listener since pre beef first episode!
Best of luck to Op & Trouble for their big day too.
Cheers,
	~Tosh
PS: being Scottish I was intrigued at the diversity of my clansmans porn searches but have a feeling many doubts would be women searchers......there was a few I can put my hand up to as a contributor to though. (Not the 'ARGH' bear ones though!)
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Ok...
This JUST happened!!!
Had a patient come in and as they disrobed he had cigarette burns all over his body. I wish DESPERATELY I could have been part of this conversation, but It was a seen but not heard type of situation. Needless to say I spent the entire time trying so damn hard not to loose it. Conversation between patient and dr as follows...
Dr - "Oh my god!!! What happened to you!"
PT - "Its no big deal."
Dr - "No big deal?? Who did this to you? We're you assaulted?"
Pt - "Oh. No no. My girlfriend did it"
Dr - [Look of utter confusion]
Me - [Single snort leaks out]
Pt - "Yeah we were making a video"
Dr - "A what??"
Pt - "We make S&M videos"
Dr - "You're saying you LET her do this to you"
Pt - "Didn't have much choice. I was bound"
Dr - "Bou.... You can't keep doing this to yourself!!!"
Pt - "Its ok. We do it all the time."
Dr - "But that burn on your penis!!"
Pt - "Yeah... that one kinda hurt!"
Dr - "Well its right next to the urethra. If that gets infected it could be a big problem."
Pt - "I'll be sure to keep ointment on it. It's not my first time"
Dr - "You do this often?
Pt - "Yeah. We have a whole tube channel. Would you like to see [said in total ernestness]
Dr - "Umm.. No. I don't think so
I was dying the whole time. Between how straight forward and open the guy was and how oblivious the Dr was, it was CLASSIC. I really wanted to ask the guy what his link was so I could forward it to you guys, but I was never alone with guy and I think the Dr would have thrown me out of her office. If nothing else I had to share. I figured if nothing else Sean would appreciate. I'm going to see if I can find him on Porn Hub or something. If that was his girlfriend with him in the waiting room I wanna see more of her. 

As always.... Keep yammering. 

Jake.... from State Farm. 



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