--- Wholesome Addiction: 408 --- Since you guys either forgot or lose track with all the glory holes you have filled and are unable to suck them all, I decided to go balls deep in the hole and if you're reading this then it worked! Anyway, in regards to cast $3.99 and the Scooby Doo Vulva mobile joke gave me an idea for a fun question. Going along the same lines, instead of solving family friendly mysteries the 'Clitsery Team' (welcome to come up with a better name) would solve illegal sex related mysteries. So, who would be who in the van using Scooby Doo metrics, aka who would be Fred, Shaggy, Scooby as well as who would be the female characters? I'm sure trouble could be one of them. I think wing could be scrappy doo that appeared in a special or something. Moreover, what would your van look like so not to scare off the normies? When it comes to villains I myself would like volunteer as someone who's running an illegal hentai sex dungeon. What would my costume or mask be before the reveal though? Hope you guys have fun with this and I would really love to see some fan art too. Also a side question, what is worse: The movie Serbian or the first 10 episodes of Wholesome Addiction? As of writing I am about to hit play on episode one and am nervous but I have been a listener since cast 43, so how bad can it be? Regards, YepX P.S. I found this cam girl video and I gotta say that it's one of the best I've ever seen. https://www.xvideos.com/video56041425/big_cum...milk_pumps_squirt ----------------------- Hello Sean, Beef and OP B-Rad here. I left the podcast a good review in the Apple podcast iTunes Store. Also Shibari is really hot. I feel like me and Sean have a lot of similar kinks/ likes. I love Asians too. I was gonna be going to Japan in August this year but then the corona virus happened. Hopefully one day I’ll go before I die. It’s on the bucket list. After listening to episode 399 of the podcast I signed up for a year membership for erito.com. It’s an awesome website. You should check it out. ~B-Rad ----------------------- Sean you are my fucking hero and spirit animal, I really need to catch up on the podcast. Hope you, the guys and the family are doing well. ~Hardy449 ----------------------- Here’s something that might be a little bit of fun. I just had what I can only describe as a “Reverse Balcony Moment”. We know that the original balcony moment is when something mundane catches your eye in the midst of porn. But, have you ever suddenly noticed some tiny pervy detail, in an otherwise mainstream movie. For example, I was rewatching Atomic Blond. Yes... Lots of hotness. That said with Ms Theron taking her ice baths, I suddenly noticed for the first time, rather than just “OMG SHE’S NAKED”, how amazingly perky all that ice water made her nipples. So here’s the question.... Ever had a Reverse Balcony Moment? ---------------------- Hi guys. I was going to write up a hate email just for beef but I was distracted by all the talk about finding porn at a young age. So..Maybe another time. My dad has all kinds of dirty magazines and I wanted to be able to look at them for longer than a few seconds before my siblings walked in so I would steal a stack of them and unzip my pink bean bag chair in my room and stash them in there. Then at night when I was alone and everyone was sleeping I would get my flash light out and look through them under my covers. Unlike you all, I couldn’t share my stash with friends because...well...I have a vagina. Girls didn’t talk about that sort of thing with one another when I was a kid. I’m also old enough to remember finding a vhs porn in my parents dresser, playing it in the only vcr we had in the house...stored in the living room, and then having to make sure I remembered to rewind it to the exact spot it started before I took it out. Then slide it back in the exact spot in the drawer that I found it. The stress we had to endure to view porn!! Now these little fuckers just search it up on their phone and keep ear pods in so nobody hears. I remember finding a hustler and thinking I’d never see anything hotter, and now I look up tentacle porn. So there’s my contribution to this conversations. Have a great week! ~Sharee ---------------------- Your ‘podcast’ is the evilest one! Think of the Children of God and repent. If you just opened this like GOD commanded you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride SINERS. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this podcast’s hosts and listeners, YOU have been FUCKING UP in terms of promoting and encouraging night time events and general social interactions with SATAN. I've been getting texts on texts about people CHRISTIANS LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking OUTRAGED after listening to so called un-Wholesome Addiction. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee JESUS, I've been having so much fun with the LOST DAUGHERS OF YOUR FLOCK this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on the street to do it myself. "But LORD!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been encouraging YOUR prostitutes and all the SINNERS, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT LIBERAL FUCKING EVENTS TOO. After listing to your show I've not only gotten messages from children in my CHURCH being fucking WEIRD about sex (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's procreation?" is not fucking funny), but I've witnessed about people actually cheering for the opposing HOMOSEXUAL team. The opposing HOMOSEXUAL Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about gaslighting, YOU CHEER FOR SATAN AND NOT THE ONE TRUE LORD, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A TEMPLE? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so FUCKING dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the SINNING community is going to make our LORD happy? Well it is time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY YOUR FUCKING FEELINGS. I will fucking cunt punt the next one of you SINNERS I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you DOX me, I WILL FUCKING TAR AND FEATHER YOU. "Ohhh JESUS, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email moves you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipes that stand in the corners at night MASTURBATING or if you're weird shits that do weird shit during the day, this following message is for you: DO NOT GO TO SATAN’S DANCE. I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE FOR BEING UNWHOLESOME. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys IN THE FLOCK, and not fucking awkward with 80 that are fucking sinners!!! If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to girls I'm too DRUNK OR STONED", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up to the DEVIL’S DANCE unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock-block for our CHRISTIAN FLOCK. Seriously. I swear to OUR LORD God if HE sees anyone having a goddamn boner at tonight's evening PRAYERS, I will tell you SINNER to leave HIS SANCTARY even if you're WASTED. I'm not even kidding. Try me, TRY JESUS. I do not give a flying fuck, and GOD does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to SINNERS. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to SINNERS, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships WITH JESUS and his community, and that is not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and SATAN. Newsflash you stupid cocks: CHRISTIANS DON’T LIKE BORING SINNERS. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: THE LORD IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP, which by the way in case you’re idiots and need it spelled out for you, SATAN FUCKING SUCKS SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about SINNING at a different TEMPLES or CHURCHES IN FRONT OF THE LORD AN HIS BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore services. If JESUS openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite SINNERS over”, would you? be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be SINNING at CHRISTIAN places of worship, I don’t give a FUCK if your PARTNER is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire HOMOSEXUAL community is in to SATAN. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other DAUGHTERS OF THE LORD to leave with you. And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourselves. REPENT Steven Murdock Holladay, UTAH