--- Wholesome Addiction --- Listener Glory Hole podcast 403 Hey, WA crew, before I get to my question there is some pretext to it - I summarized it to the best of my ability. Anyway, awhile ago I made a comment on a LBGTQ twitter thread sympathizing with someone else on how non-binary pronouns can be confusing sometimes. I don't know what caused this or where the confusion came from but someone either deliberately or mistakenly misconstrued the comment and I found myself in a conversation that I wasn't prepared for and was confused about. Without getting into the he said/she said thing, after things settled down and losing a lot of followers because of it; although nothing derogatory was said on either side, both parties - me and the community said things in the heat of the moment and I do regret what happened. I therefore have chalked up the whole thing to a huge misunderstanding and learning experience. However, this provided me with the realization that I need to learn more about this community (outside of social media). With that being said I would like to know if you have any people from the LBGTQ community lined up for interviews? It's a culture I'm not familiar with and think informing others like myself may be helpful. I hope you and your listeners don't hate me for being arrogant and unfamiliar with such things. Regards, YepX ------------------------------ cue to Sean, “DR. POOLE?!” Heeeelllllloooooooo Whomesole Homies! Hope y’all have had a pervy day thus far. Been meaning to write in for a little bit but this last episode (401) had me doubling over so many times from awesome hilarity that I actually had to relisten and take notes for this e-mail. First off, yeah Amish are some pervy motherfuckers. Not sure if I ever wrote to you guys about this but back in the day in high school I used to work at a video rental store. At the point in media development where we had VHS & DVDs. Anyhow, one night I’m alone working the desk and a van pulls up, Amish dude hope out with a plastic bag, walks in, sets it down, and walks off. Confused cause I was of the understanding that Amish didn’t use electricity let alone the equipment needed for watching VHS tapes, I open the bag and immediately froze. It was an ENTIRE SACK of porn tapes. Not 1, not 2, not 3, but at least 6 tapes. I felt a little gross, but then I also found a watch in there, which confused me. That’s when I noticed the Amish dude had returned and asked for it back. Now I don’t know if it’s his beatin’ hand or not, but I got a bit grossed out and had to clean all that off. Between that and seeing Amish everywhere with phones and stuff, I don’t try to guess what falls in their doctrine anymore. Not judging, just too confusing for me. Second, Mormons. I have a best friend who is a freshly former Mormon (went through a divorce and that’s an entirely separate bag of crazy on its own) and she kinda gave me the low down on the whole magic underwear thing. Pretty much a 24/7 deal though she did not give nearly as much detail on it as Amberly and wife did. Also, isn’t praising the devil for being part of God’s plan akin to, “Oh, good on ya Anakin for killing those kids so you could be Vader and murder millions and bring balance to the Force?” Oh, and I’m not surprised there’s so many Mormons in Vegas as that’s where my friend lives plus all the fucking firebrand preaching “Yer goin’ t’ hell,” folks are proselytizing up and down the strip. They’re smart enough to stop before street shows so no one gets them out of there. Also, I was fucking dying at the Mormon god planet making and the remedial religion school Scientology levels. Lol You guys fucking kill me. “Baby you gotta go to ghost class!” Third, Lauren Phillips, I was lucky enough to meet her a few years ago when she was doing a tour of strip clubs and just happened to end up at my local strip club. I didn’t even know it until I went to the club on a random night. Her and Carmen Valentina were there selling merch and autographs, the usual celeb tour thing. Then at the top of the hour, after the ladies walked around the club as is typical for a night, they had Lauren and Carmen doing $10 lap dances on stage. When they took the call out to the audience I was all, “Fuck yeah, why not?” and made my way up there to get the first from Lauren. I got one from Carmen after who was good but holy shit Lauren was great. She was not just good at what she was doing but VERY enthused about it all too. Like it felt like it was more worth than the $10. Wanted to get another but the lines got super long. Had hoped she would tour the floor later for some action but that never happened. Still happy with how it all went though. Also, yes, Sean’s wife is better than a unicorn. A unicorn is rare, her expertise in picking up women for you two is like a unicorn with a TARDIS, with a Triforce, with the Infinity Gauntlet, plus a goddamn Mjolnir armor. I would fucking love to hang with you guys at a strip club for a night. I’ll probably end up cashless and pantsless, but worth it. Also, I don’t drink (not any sort of objection, just not my thing), so I’ll DD the group. On the subject of forest porn, obviously that shit does happen. My brother shows me a stash out in the woods where we lived, though that was more or less spoiled goods as all the rain and dirt pretty much made those unusable. HOWEVER… my parents had a small barn (basically imagine a 2 story shed) and there were some containers in there that had more useful porn. Roughly the same experience as forest porn, but without the inconvenient trek and deterioration. Speaking of old porn, this was the first one that I happened on from my dad’s stash. Don’t tell him I found it. So corny and awful acting it’s hilarious. Lol https://www.xvideos.com/video33260237/titillation.1982 Anyhow, love all you guys do, I love everytime your guys' podcast shows up on my feed and can't get enough of you guys. Keep up all the you do, you are Krom's chosen. Stay safe and can't wait to hear y'all read my mail! Much love, Dr. Poole. ------------------------------ Dear boys, I am part of the 20% of your women listeners. After hearing the last few dozen casts I have some observations I think I need to share. I cyber stalked Beef to get a picture of him (sorry Beef but I had to know) and after hearing his voice and seeing his picture I think I can see why Beef gets the play he does and the guys give him a hard time. I must say I would not be immune either. Operator also has a smooth voice and I love his bubbly laugh, I'm a sucker for that. But the one I don't think I could meet is Sean. I used to think you guys were playing it up for the cast or something like that but after listening for a year or so now I don't think you're kidding, he REALLY is that much of a man-slut isn't he? I started thinking about it (my job is very boring and I have time during the day listening to podcasts) if the WA meetup ever happened and I, a 50+ y.o., full figured, West-Texas girl, attended he's really the only one to worry about. Op has Trouble, Beef would be after better, younger, blonder, smaller-boobed prey. But Sean, ever the sexualy adaptable hunter and man-slut would send his betrothed attack cougar out to chat up all the available, willing, partners and that would be the end of it. I have never met Mrs Sean but she sounds like the woman version of Sean. Anyone of a slight mind to would get the opportunity. Nope, deflect as he might, Sean's the dangerous one, 'a little bit of witt and charm' my fat ass! He's got a hunting buddy and super low standards. My guess is that's a WAY more devastating combo, like velociraptors. Boys, am I right? Just thinking out loud. Jess P.S. Yes it has occured to me I'm projecting and there's probably some truth to that but there's something sexy about sluts I suppose, maybe that's why guys like them?? Then again I like listening to three young men talk dirty every week so maybe that's, again, a reflection on me? ------------------------------ A couple things: 1. My face was hurting after the whole Amberly and Dani cast. First of all I agree with you guys that you were all born under the same star. You can really hear it when you all get going with Amberly that she calls into the show just because she enjoys spending time with you and is comfortable enough to put her wife on with you guys and let you run. It's great to listen to. 2. It's funny hearing Sean's brain actually work. You almost miss it when it happens because its so quick, when she talked about the mormon rules and everybody was all "that's crazy" and Sean flew right by that and landed on "Are you telling me I can make them watch me have sex?" I nearly dropped my phone on the train laughing like a crazy person and at the same time thought, 'Of course that's what Sean would get from that information, his brain just works on a different level that way' 3. Gratz on 400! I genuinely feel like I know you three though we have never met. When you guys share stories I feel like Beef may have the right idea, you should do something like a radio show. Hard to explain because I feel its like Top Gear, yeah it was a show about cars but people actually showed up for the three of them picking on each other and telling stories. You guys are a lot like that. Bravo my good sirs! Lawrence of a labia ------------------------------ Do you ever get the feeling that The Operator is the safety on the apocalypse gun that is Sean and Beef? Like if he wasn't there every week keeping them reigned in reality would fold in on itself? Just asking for a concerned universe. ShadyDavey357 ------------------------------ Finishing up episode 401. My face hurts guys please bring back Amber and Dani again and again.... beef is gonna enter the top 5%, if he gets his orgy of grilled cheeses... picture a 7 layered grilled cheese sandwich and a smiling Beef passed out on the floor. Analnonymous P.S. I cant believe 75 episodes later, the sounding is still getting to Beef. ------------------------------ Guys, gratz on the 400th show! Can't believe I've been a listener for most of that! I apologise in advance for hitting the 'Sean rant button' but I'm curious: with the emerging technology, social classes forming, and the overall trends in how relationships work now how do you all see the future of sex and relationships changing the way future generations hook up and stay hooked up? ~Bobino ------------------------------ Everyone focuses too much on Trouble being from Brazil and what she sounds like when she's talking dirty to him and not enough on the fact that she bagged herself a sexy sounding Operator. Love the Operator's voice when he turns the sexy on. I also love in the outtakes when he explains to guests that he is the operator and they are like “Ummm, okay?” Funny as hell. ~Anonymous ------------------------------ Ok guys, I’ve been writing this for like, months. Since Beef keeps asking for hate mail, here you go: (monotone voice) Oh wow I really hate you guys, what a terrible show this is. Y’all suck so bad. Was that convincing? Lol. What follows is a bunch of the random thoughts I’ve had while listening to...a metric fuck ton of episodes. Some references may no longer make sense. Read at your own discretion. Some of my favorite lines from cast 370 “I don’t think that’s alive” In regards to a girl on a list that apparently looked like one of those real dolls. “You kick chicks out of bed?” (About a girl in a yoga pants list) which reminded me of something an old friend used to say “the only reason to kick them out of bed is to fuck them on the floor”. 😂🤣 Guys, I adore you all, but ain’t nobody gonna buy anything that smells like y’alls taints. (I think this was about a story of girls selling their dirty undies or something) “It’s better than eating Tide pods” (re: guys dipping their balls in soy sauce) Was Op referencing “Pitch Meeting” from YouTube? I LOVE those. So damn funny!! “Who doesn’t fuck a bread these days?”(no clue on this one) Cast 371 was hilarious just because of Beef freaking out about sounding. I share his revulsion. Fucking yikes. So of COURSE I had to weigh in on episode 372 since you had my girl Asstyn on! To address a few things; I ALWAYS listen, but Sean is right, I only write in occasionally. I felt like I was overloading you guys with my ridiculous long emails. And I do take notes when I feel like I wanna chime in about something. I’m getting old, my memory isn’t what it used to be! I was not aware of her fig newton packing job, how had I never heard this?! It sounds like a euphemism for something. And yeah, we’ve been friends for almost 20 years! She is a wonderful person. 🥰 Cast 374 Dude. No Entenmann’s in Texas?!? I’m so sorry. Omg I almost peed myself when Sean said “put on a nut slinger and a hockey mask” (about surviving the zombie apocalypse) Ok, the Antonio Banderes reference was a little out of date, but you got back to current times with Hemsworth and Momoa. (Porn stars recording greetings for soldiers overseas discussion) Cast 375 Is B’anal anything close to a blumpkin? Inquiring minds want to know? The Ghostbusters references killed me. When Beef said about making homemade Zuul, I swear for a second I thought he meant baked ziti. Cast 379 I can’t believe you guys still have PTSD from the top 100 list. It’s been what, 8 years? Get some therapy or something! That thing about Anakin sitting up with no shirt was dead on. 100% “Nice knowing you, Beef! Someone’s gonna wear your ass as a face!” 🤣😂 Monica Mars was right, Marc Anthony is homely. “The beacons are lit, Gondor needs aid” is the level of pale I am too, don’t feel bad Op. The whole discussion of “I wonder if Sean got fat” had me on the floor. And when Sean said “do I look like someone who would get fat?” all I could think of was “you’re not fat now, but you are approaching maximum density” and I can’t remember what that’s from! Breakfast Club? Loved all the Airplane references at the end of last cast. 😂 From Amberly’s 2 episodes: I’ve officially been listening to the cast for too long because I know all 3 of y’alls kryptonite. Murder van for Sean, sounding for Beef, and glory holes for Op. Sometimes the green M&Ms touch the yellow ones?! 🤣😂 Listener letters: Omg Lawrence of Alabia just roasted you guys! 🤣 Ken’s letter: I can’t imagine dating someone 21! Then again, I can’t imagine dating period. Lol. The outtakes are one of my favorite parts! Now I have 867-5309 stuck in my head, so thanks for that. I listened to Maya Sinstress right after the 8/29 episode and Sean mentioned succubi (succubusses?) in both episodes and I think that’s a lot. Just saying. I’m with Op on the eye stuff. Fuuuuck no! So let me make sure I have this straight, we’re NOT supposed to watch the Serbian movie? 🤣 People are upset about cake toppers?!? Get a life. Regarding WAP, Ben Shapiro is a fucking moron. And Megan Thee Stallion explained her name as basically that she is considered like a thoroughbred in an interview. Ok, that’s probably enough randomness for a while. I’ll start a new letter and try to get it to y’all in a more timely fashion. Love you all, keep up the good work! She Has Huge Tracts of Land 💜 ------------------------------ Hello, Sean, Beef & Op. B-Rad here. I been listening to this podcast by Kevin Smith & Ralph Garman called Hollywood Babble On. Currently they are watching and commentating on the 60’s Batman Tv series. Some of the actresses are smoking hot. So of corse I was curious to see if they have a porn parody, and they do. I wanna buy it digitally but don’t know if it’s any good or not? Have any of you seen this movie? it’s just $9.99 for the stream for life Or $21.99 just for the digital download and stream for life. Which price is better? I really wanna see bat girl and cat woman get railed. https://adultfilmcentral.com/1532330/batman-xxx-a-porn-parody-porn-movies.html P.S. I am caught up on wholesome Addiction. ------------------------------ Loving that the future patreon levels involve getting poor Beef to do things Sean would do or has already done for free. ~Anonymous ------------------------------ Gentleman, Just finished listening to your 400 show, and the nostalgia fest was a blast. I had to weigh in from the Pac. NW to say that forest porn was absolutely Not a strictly Midwestern phenomena. Though because of the rain up here, you were more likely to find it in someplace enclosed. Our stash was found in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods. I recently finished up my post grad degree (just in time to job hunt in the worst labor market in a century) and wanted to thank the three of you for making that insane commute to Vancouver tolerable for me. Laughing my way across the border weekly helped keep me sane and probably saved lives on the highways. You guys were talking about strip club first in the last cast and it took me back down memory lane. While I was in school (for my LMT) I used to bounce part time for a couple of local clubs. The girls would usually have their regulars and after a few visits and a few check-ins watching them with their clients was almost a non-existent. We'd get a "don't worry about me with ... " and that would pretty much be the end of our chaperoning those dances. Only once did I have to bounce someone doing something consensual with a dancer. She was a featured guest performer (a midget) and couldn't seem to understand that fingering a midget in the middle of a club was a non-starter. "Because you wouldn't stop fingering the midget!" is still one of the strangest answers I've ever had to shout at an unhappy patron on his "assisted" way out the door. Lastly, I still have a soft spot for dancers because I got to know so many of those girls so well. Below's a link to an article about some LA dancers who are trying to survive this Covid drought. I thought I'd share it with you guys. I hope this isn't the only future for this industry. But since you have such an eclectic blend of guest in the sex-work industry and since they're desperate to promote themselves I thought they might be eager to come on the cast. I don't know, but I saw one of them has her MFA from CalArts, so her and Sean might be able to geek out a bit together. And speaking of, I'm glad Sean, that your childhood punching bag reached out and absolved you of your juvenile trauma :-D. https://www.yahoo.com/news/strippers-made-show-virtual-taking-140011023.html I hope someday you guys do another listener meetup sometime in the future (after the plague passes). After listening to you for nearly eight years, it feels like catching up with old friends every time your cast comes out. Thank you guys and keep up the fine work. A.K.A. Moan P.S. To satisfy Beef's craving for hate mail. Sean, you are absolutely the luckiest 1%er bastard to strut deep-in-the-heart-o'-Texas and all your hemming hawing and deflecting won't change the fact that we (and I speak for all the rest of us 99%) hate/love you for it! Hope you catch something that clears up with antibiotics as a result. (JK). But seriously, share the secret ingredient for making this first-version marital Matrix happen for the rest of us poor saps. Cheers Gents! ‐---------- Hey gang, What can I say.. I'm going through the original casts after joining at 158. Upon seeing this article, for some reason I thought of Sean. https://percolately.com/priest-threesome-dominatrixes-church-altar/ Also, I thought Wing was on the cast before Beef! I'm up to 26 and yet to come across Wing, (phrasing!! As Op was want to say back then). As always, keep up the great work. Dakka -------------- Yo! I am 100% sure that I want to fuck Barbra Gordon, batgirl. You know the redhead one with the long eyelashes. I am also confident that she wants to fuck me. How can I make this fantasy happen? Links appreciated. Pufftentacle