--- Wholesome Addiction: 416 --- Hello again my dudes! Long time no talk! Had a fucker of a 2020, job issues, had to borrow some bucks from a friend to cover costs, covid issues, GF issues etc. Like one of Sean's truck-stop hookers - rough. However things are a lot better now! Not infected anymore, new job, and about 4 months in with a new girlfriend that happens to be about 7 years older than me. She's in her mid 40's and pretty awesome. One thing I noticed is Sean and Operator were very right. When a mid-40's woman gets hot and heavy you better bring a lunch and some gatorade, she will ride you until her hips give out and then switch it up till she drains you dry. Can't tell you what kind of welcome change that is from my last relationship. Keep doing what you're doing gents! A very happy Lawrence-of-a-labia PS: Middle-aged-chicks are the shit, never going back! ============ Hmmmmm, Beef gets a beard and the world gets Covid. Beef shaves his beard and we shift country leaders. I see, using my great powers of reason I deduce Beef should never grow his shit out again. ~UmpaLoompa83 ============ Just catching up on the casts guys, So the world is ending for most of 2020 and Sean gets threesomes, gambling, drunken orgies and something about land, which I'm assuming relates to some kind of actual 1%er thing as well as the sexual 1%er thing. And I got an extra 15lbs eating at home, 'no positive female attention' as you guys call it, and I'm pretty sure more bills than I had before the plague. I will now join Beef in saying WTF dude?? Don’t think we don’t notice how you deflect all the 1%er comments just the way an ACTUAL 1%er would! I got my eye on you sir! Believe the Beef! Jeffery ============ Hey WA crew I had another dream about you guys and the cast which made me laugh and worry about my soul. I dreamt that we all died around the same time and met each other in hell. Well, I met you guys where as Op and Beef just kinda gravitated towards Sean as his bitches but that's besides the point. During orientation in hell as the fuck you welcoming committee a not so kind succubus was our tour guide mildly torturing us along the way. I for whatever reason was stubborn and sarcastic and as a form of torture she summoned the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy grail. I laughed and the demon transferred my soul into the furry beast and forced me as the rabbit to cannibalize myself until I submitted. Adding insult to injury the succubus said now you'll remain as a rabbit for all of eternity as your fellow demons therapeutic punching bag between torturing. She laughed and said, “those in your position - and there is always one in each group usually die.” She added that normally when you die here we resurrect you to begin torturing again but as a fun tradition we don't resurrect those in your position and we take bets when they'll die because when you die here your soul and everything about you vanishes from the universe. Afterwards I tagged along with the group until it was time for us to retreat to our rooms before our eternity of torture the next day. I was still pissed off about being a rabbit and as the succubus casually mentioned on our way that she forgot there will be an immense amount of sexual torture as well I grumbled under my breath "I bet Sean could out perform you in perversion". The succubus heard me and ran at me all hot and bothered by which I mean literally on fire and pissed. She picked me up and yelled at me and said "what was that?!". Summoning my lil rabbit courage I yelled it at her. Before she could punish me, her boss, a higher up demon stopped her and said “I'll take that bet, what are your terms?” I said if we win you return Sean, Op, Beef and my souls back to Earth in our bodies. The demon asked, "and if we win?". I told him, be creative. Before the bet was finalized the demon said that Sean won't be performing alone, that we all would; with a big evil grin on his face. The demon asked, "are we in agreement?". I gulped and said “yes”. The only kind thing this demon did for us is allow us to skip torturing for one week to prepare and train for the upcoming showdown. Sean was already way ahead of us in terms of perversion so it became a montage of him training us, including many sounding sessions for Beefy. With the montage over and the day of reckoning at hand, as a fuck you to the group they decided to have Sean go first to defeat him and destroy our spirits (no pun intended). Sean was lifted up into some sort of weird bdsm contraption that looked like something you'd see in a product manufacturing plant. Sean yelled "Are you sure you wanna do this?" And "Don't make me unleash my true nature!" - at least the last one is what I thought he said since he was far away at this point. Me, op and beef watch awaiting our turns as we watch Sean go out of sight we shortly thereafter hear screaming and sounds of destruction - The demon next to us started laughing and mocking how we lost already. Just as the demon was finishing his laughter, Sean appeared with hellfire and smoke behind him standing on top of the hill where the sexual torturing was. Sean yelled "I warned you". The female succubus who was a part of our orientation was battered crawling up the hill as Sean proceeded down towards us as the succubus behind him yelled "He's not normal, his mortal soul was reincarnated to that of an Incubus!". After that Sean pretty much took on the challenge by himself and for fun he even tortured us a little for some reason, including more sounding for Beefy. What a dick, right?! The bet was concluded and we or rather Sean won. The demon begrudgingly began the preparations to send us back. The head demon added that time works differently down here and that we’ve only been dead on earth for a few hours. Shortly after he said that we all returned to Earth and I woke up from my dream. Is this a prediction of what’s to cum? Who knows, I Hope you enjoyed my story/dream. YepX =================== Feel the hate! Boys, I gotta say, no it isn't just you, I hear it too. I just listened to the episode where you guys were planning the event for 10k or 12k that you thought would best get you laid. I, like you guys, thought along the same lines, nice party, invite girls, you know, a playboy mansion kind of thing. Step 3 - poon. When Sean cut loose with his “I'm gonna hold a blowjob contest with the money as the prize” I realized that years of threesomes and videogame blowjobs, - (I still haven't forgiven you for that one Sean, damnit I'm 38 years old and been playing games all my life and have never gotten that, "Simple, but hard to attain"... FUCK YOU!... with love/hate) - have warped his mind to think that the impossible is normal and what the rest of us dare not ask for is his first thought. Now for Beef-Sting, HOW DARE you shave the chastity beard! Now there won't be any pussy left for the rest of us! HOW DARE YOU SIR! FOUL! You grow that shit back out and become mortal again! I can't send hate to the Operator, he's got a super young one and his life is hard enough right now as it is. With Love, Fronkin-Steen =================== So we are hearing now that the government admits there are UFO's and always have been apparently. So we are one step closer to Sean fucking an alien. My question is were we to expand into space would we ever want to offer Sean up as our fuck-brother representitive? I mean, look what he did to that poor A.I. app thing. Why would peaceful aliens want that wished upon them? ~G.I. Jellybean =================== If you had to pick one of these three young versions of themselves then stay with them and continue fucking till old age - which do you choose and why? Beef, you can’t pick all of them... 1. Martha Stewart https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzziTL6WsAArvNM?format=jpg&name=900x900 2. Sarah Palin [Picture] 3. Betty White https://68.media.tumblr.com/4eb922ede25f28d163362ad1aaee50fe/tumblr_n52jwejFS61s9qqsio1_500.jpg ~Dorktopia =================== I liked hearing the podcast advertising at the end with the outtakes, don't like them in the middle. ~YepX =================== Hi Wholesome guys! My boyfriend listens to your show all the time so I wind up listening as well since we often like to do household activities together, dishes, laundry, etc, plus it helps we have the same sense of humor. I've heard large chunks of a few dozen of your shows now and I'm curious. Are the arguments and back and forth you three do: real, a skit, acting, or rehearsed? I completely understand if you can't answer that for the good of the cast and the audience but a lot of the timing on the punchlines on those bits are close to perfectly delivered and normally that is written and practiced. Also, when you argue or start picking on one or the other of you it sounds real but listening to your tone and speech afterward leads me to believe no one seems to be really crummy about it or peevish afterwards. The reason I ask is I do an all girl improv workshop once a week and it takes a lot of time to do what you guys seem to throw around off the cuff. We are thinking of starting a production of some sort and wondered if that’s what you did as well? Anyway, you're all doing great and hope you can answer! Tks!! :) Staci =================== Have you guys ever tried ballooning? Second question: Do girls edge? I mean I don't see why they would if they have multiple orgasms and don't need to rest in between. Love the cast, Pufftentacle ================== I think there is a role for WA in the answer to this question: Is there an MA group - Monogamous Anonymous? Like a twelve-step program for sluts recovering from toxic monogamous relationship addiction. Asking for a friend. Pufftentacle ================== Just listening to one of the recent episodes and I gotta wonder what you boys are up to sometimes. It's not all the time but I've had thoughts slip into my graymatter over the years and I find when I look for the source it turns out to be this show. It's subtle but it's there. Which is strange because you claim to just do boob jokes and pick on whichever one of you is having a bad week that week but you really do manage to slip in (phrasing) some serious political and social studies topics and plant seeds (phrasing) in my brain more often than I expected. For example, just a few things I've picked up on from your 'wholesome' show about 'boobs and stuff, and stuff and boobs' that I don't hear many other places or anywhere else in some cases but yet seem to strike a true note: - Our expectations in a relationships aren't changing, they are so broken we don't see it yet - There will be a tax that pays for single mothers in the future - Once sexual surrogates are common and cheap men will check out all together - We 'don't actually need each other anymore' as a species - Civil service done correctly should be mandatory, like jury duty, and not offer the current rewards The last two are particularly irritating because when I heard them the first time I violently disagreed with them and started penning a reply with all the reasons you are wrong. About half way through my reply I realized with the evidence listed (Some of Sean’s points are irritatingly accurate at times) that you guys may, in fact, be correct. As an aside, a little about me, I have a Masters degree in economics and my day job for the last 16 years is teaching that very subject at the college level. So you can imagine my irritation at being 'schooled' by a couple of guys on a weekly sex podcast. So now I must ask if you three set out in some super clever way to tackle these heavy subjects or do you generally just point Sean in a direction and hand him the ball? ~Bobino =================== Heard @wholesomeaddict episode earlier. I am fully on board with your idea of making political positions an obligatory service. We seem to get people willing rather than able, maybe we'd be luckier to get someone able to actually doing the job at random. Dr. Gnome =================== Beef must be like my buddy Ryan. Ryan is so damn good looking clothes just kinda start to fall off of girls in his general AOE. He, like Beef, doesn't seem to notice it either it’s just something that sort of happens when he's around. What the hell is that like to live with Beefy? ~SupaSteve84