This is a bit of a departure from the other books I’ve reviewed here. Whereas the others have been excellent stories in their own right, they just happened to include some really nice smut, Babysitting the Baumgartners is porn. Well written, quite enjoyable porn, but porn none the less. Ever been cruising porn hub and seen the video where the MILF and her husband seduce the 19-year-old babysitter who starts out all innocent but ends up jumping in with gusto? Of course, you have.
Enter Veronica, AKA Ronnie, our 19-year-old babysitter. She’s been taking care of the Baumgartner kids just about every Saturday night for years. As a thank you for everything she’s done for the family, she’s invited to go to Key West with them for the holidays. Can you see where this is going? Of course, you can. The plot couldn’t contain any more basic porn troupes without a sausage pizza delivery.
With that said, though the plot is there for little reason other than to move you to and from the sex scenes, the writing is superb, and the sex amazingly hot. The author paints an erotic picture that burns itself onto the back of your brain, making you wonder what your spouse would say if you handed them this book and told them you wanted to hire a nanny. In the end, if you’re looking for a deep thought provoking plot, this book may not be for you. But, if you’re looking for literary porn gold, here it is!
Babysitting the Baumgartners – [Amazon]
Selena Kitt – Author
Publication Date: November 14, 2008
E.V. Groove – Narrator
Print Length: 196 pages
Audio Book Length: 4hrs 24min
Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is.