The Story of “O” – Pauline Reage

The Story of “O” – Pauline Reage

Posted by on Feb 18, 2018 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

The Review: It’s taken me a while to figure out how to write a review of The Story of “O”, this being one of the most controversial pieces of erotic literature ever written.  And I do mean “Literature”. This book is not like the previous books I’ve reviewed, which no matter how well written, could be considered “Porn”. It is instead written with a fluidity of language and imagery, which conveys the total eroticism of the story, without the use of any wording that might be considered foul or corse. However, despite how beautifully written it is, you are left with a story that anyone fully familiar with the BDSM lifestyle will find compelling, erotic, and fully acceptable, and those who are unfamiliar with this world, or only know it from books like 50 Shades, might find appalling and disturbing. The Story of “O” is told from the perspective of the main character “O”, takes place in an aristocratic Paris of the mid 20th century, and begins with the training of “O”, whom you come to know as a natural submissive, being trained at The Chateau as a slave for her lover René, and continues through their life together, even after René has given “O” to another man, to repay a debt. Constantly throughout the narrative, while being passed around, and shared enduring tortures, and seducing other women for her various men, “O” constantly relays to the reader how much love and joy she experiences through her submissiveness. The author also goes to great pains to show where the true power in a D’s relationship lies, as “O” must consent to each new experience. I will admit that, as fascinating as I found all of this, the book does have an unsatisfying end for me, as the translator admits that there have been several different endings penned, depending on the version you have, some of which are pretty dark. One way or the other if you are looking for a stunning look into the life of a willing submissive, I can’t help but recommend this book.  However, if you find this lifestyle at all questionable, The Story of “O” flinches away from nothing. The Details: The Story of “O” – [Amazon] Pauline Reage – Author Publication Date:  September 24, 2012 Käthe Mazur – Narrator Print Length: 240 pages Audio Book Length: 7hrs 36min Tantor Audio – Publisher The Ratings: Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is. Jake’s Rating Purveyor of Wholesome News Overall Score Narration Sexual Content...

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Catholic School Girls – JoAnne Whisper

Catholic School Girls – JoAnne Whisper

Posted by on Feb 4, 2018 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

The Review: Despite what you may have thought looking at the title and cover, this was actually a very deep and thought-provoking tale. Who am I kidding? This book is porn plain and simple. I have done most of my reviews on books containing not only sex and sexiness but a fulfilling and entertaining story. This isn’t that. What you have here is pure unadulterated porn, containing just about every troupe, and cliche you can think of, minus the sausage pizza. I mean how many innocent, never even masturbated girls eagerly lose their virginity by their roommate sneaking into their bed at night, then getting pounded by a 10 inch cock week later, only to stop on the way home to go ass to mouth, and taking on the whole football team by Homecoming? Only in my fantasies. As with all porn, what little story there is simply sets up the next reason for the main character to be having sex. With all of that said, there is a truly favorable place in your library for books such as this. First of all, the sex scenes, though contrived, really are very hot. The author actually does a praiseworthy job of creating the visual. This is the perfect book to keep around when all you want and need is to read some hotness and go about your day. So girls, god bless your plaid skirts and knee-high socks, and keep dancing through my fantasies. The Details: Catholic School Girls – [Amazon] JoAnne Whisper – Author Publication Date:  December 17, 2013 Natalie Bernadette – Narrator Print Length: 132 pages Audio Book Length: 4hrs, 55min Mars Audio Books – Publisher The Ratings: Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is. Jake’s Rating Purveyor of Wholesome News Overall Score Narration Sexual Content...

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Fimbulwinter: Daniel Black, Book 1 – E. William Brown

Fimbulwinter: Daniel Black, Book 1 – E. William Brown

Posted by on Jan 21, 2018 in Book Reviews | 0 comments

The Review: In my quest for Geeky Smut, I keep running into books that feel like an anime.  Here’s another one! Fimbulwinter introduces us to Daniel Black, who has just experienced a comedically epic level of bad luck when he is offered an opportunity to help out a goddess on a parallel earth. Did we mention that magic exits and Ragnarok is about to begin?  At this point what else could go wrong? Next thing you know he’s fighting goblins and tolls with a pair of lesbian witches. Once again we have another book where everyone ends up fighting naked, Nobel’s try to carry off damsels, boobs are made magically bigger, cat and demon girls, and there’s even an epic hentai style sex battle.  I do have to admit that the sex scenes themselves are not incredibly explicit, but that’s made up for with incredibly imaginative dialogue which includes quotes like, “FUCK MY BIG BOOBIES DANIEL!!!”  Above and beyond that, this qualifies as a well-written Fantasy/Adventure novel with both heart and humor that I’d have enjoyed even without the sexiness. The Details: Fimbulwinter: Daniel Black, Book 1  – [Amazon] E. William Brown – Author Series – Daniel Black Publication Date:  Feb 15, 2016 Guy Williams – Narrator Print Length: 239 pages Audio Book Length: 8hrs 43min E. William Brown – Publisher The Ratings: Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is. Jake’s Rating Purveyor of Wholesome News Overall Score Narration Sexual Content...

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So Not a Hero – S. J. Delos

So Not a Hero – S. J. Delos

Posted by on Dec 23, 2017 in Book Reviews |

The Review: I don’t know about you, but I love Super Hero stories.  Especially ones that look at the whole idea of being a Super Hero from another angle.  So Not a Hero is the story of Karen Hashimoto, formerly the Super Villian known as Crushette. She may be super strong, so molecularly dense that she’s nearly invulnerable, and the former sidekick of the infamous Dr. Maniac, but she’s done her time, and simply wants to live out the rest of her life in peace.  So what if she has to keep sleeping with her parole officer every time she’s recognized and looses her job.  Imagine her surprise when she’s invited to join the premier hero group The Good Guys. Here’s when the fun begins and several amazing questions get answered.  What happens when you go into battle in your street clothes and you’re hit with a beam that burns them off? Is there a penalty for fighting crime with your ass hanging out, and just enough of your shirt left to cover your nipples? Can Super Hero’s date mundane cops? What happens if they make their team mates jealous?  Is it possible to be submissive when you can crush your partner’s head like a grape? And most important, how do you keep from crushing his head like a grape when he’s going down on you?  When it’s all said and done there’s only one major sex scene, but we once again have a book which reads like an Anime where the heroine always manages to be naked by the end of the fight. All in all this was an amazingly fun Super Hero story, with a lot of sexiness thrown in.   The Details: So Not a Hero  – [Amazon] S. J. Delos – Author Series – A Hesitant Hero Publication Date:  May 19, 2015 Angela Brazil – Narrator Print Length: 274 pages Audio Book Length: 11hrs 47min Tantor Audio – Publisher The Ratings: Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is. Jake’s Rating Purveyor of Wholesome News Overall Score Narration Sexual Content...

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Babysitting the Baumgartners – Selena Kitt

Babysitting the Baumgartners – Selena Kitt

Posted by on Nov 20, 2017 in Book Reviews |

The Review: This is a bit of a departure from the other books I’ve reviewed here.  Whereas the others have been excellent stories in their own right, they just happened to include some really nice smut, Babysitting the Baumgartners is porn. Well written, quite enjoyable porn, but porn none the less.  Ever been cruising porn hub and seen the video where the MILF and her husband seduce the 19-year-old babysitter who starts out all innocent but ends up jumping in with gusto? Of course, you have. Enter Veronica, AKA Ronnie, our 19-year-old babysitter.  She’s been taking care of the Baumgartner kids just about every Saturday night for years. As a thank you for everything she’s done for the family, she’s invited to go to Key West with them for the holidays. Can you see where this is going? Of course, you can. The plot couldn’t contain any more basic porn troupes without a sausage pizza delivery. With that said, though the plot is there for little reason other than to move you to and from the sex scenes, the writing is superb, and the sex amazingly hot.  The author paints an erotic picture that burns itself onto the back of your brain, making you wonder what your spouse would say if you handed them this book and told them you wanted to hire a nanny. In the end, if you’re looking for a deep thought provoking plot, this book may not be for you. But, if you’re looking for literary porn gold, here it is! The Details: Babysitting the Baumgartners  – [Amazon] Selena Kitt – Author Publication Date: November 14, 2008 E.V. Groove – Narrator Print Length: 196 pages Audio Book Length: 4hrs 24min The Ratings: Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is. Jake’s Rating Purveyor of Wholesome News Overall Score Narration Sexual Content...

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Wild Wastes – Randi Darren

Wild Wastes – Randi Darren

Posted by on Nov 12, 2017 in Book Reviews |

The Review: Have you ever been playing D&D, and when the DM describes a monster thought, “I wonder if I can fuck that?” Well, if you haven’t then you may be on the wrong website and listening to the wrong podcast.  Wild Wastes by Randi Darren answers that question, and the answer is… Yes you can!! Wild Wastes takes pace in a fantasy future, where what you can assume to be the Los Alamos experiments actually ripped a hole in reality, bringing mythical fantasy creatures into our world. Said creatures have taken over the central United States, which is now referred to as The Wastes.  Enter Vince the Ranger, experienced in navigating the wastes to get people and parcels from one coast to the other.  On one of his trips he encounters a female Orc, and through injury and a language barrier, he accidentally claims her as his wife and mate, which leads to her mounting him. As the story progresses Vince continues to run into fantasy creature after fantasy creature, and what does he do?? He fucks them all and brings them home with him.  Now despite an impressive amount of kinky monster porn, this is a very good fantasy/post-apocalyptic story about freeing slaves and starting an inclusive community.  If I have any complaint at all, it does feel as though this might be the authors first attempt at writing a novel-length story, as several obvious plot devices pop up simply to move the story along.  All in all though if you are a fan of fantasy and porn, you will no doubt enjoy the hell out of this story. ~Jake The Details: Wild Wastes – [Amazon] Randi Darren – Author Publication Date: March 4, 2017 Andrea Parsneau – Narrator Print Length: 321 pages Audio Book Length: 10hrs 31min The Ratings: Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is. Jake’s Rating Purveyor of Wholesome News Overall Score Narration Sexual Content   Sean’s Rating Co-host of Wholesome Addiction Overall Score Narration Sexual...

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The Girls from Alcyone – Cary Caffrey

The Girls from Alcyone – Cary Caffrey

Posted by on Nov 5, 2017 in Book Reviews |

The Review:  Genetically and biomechanically-enhanced, teenage, lesbian, space-mercenaries… Yep! I was sold too. The Girls from Alcyon is the first book of The Girls from Alcyon series.  I picked it up in my normal searches through Audible.  Now this book goes more into the category of “Sexy” vs “Sexual”. There is a very nice lesbian sex scene in the book, but as far as porn goes, that’s about it. However, if you like imagining young lesbians going into combat either naked or in skin-tight outfits, then you’ll love this book.  Now all of the sexiness aside (did I mention that there are lesbians?) what you have here is also a very well written sci-fi story. The book begins on a future earth where a family is giving over their 6-year-old daughter, Sigrid, to a mercenary group, to pay off their growing debts. She is then transported off planet where she is groomed along with a number of other girls, to become the next generation of mercenaries.  As you follow Sigrid along on her adventures, the author does a wonderful job of world building, making her universe run by corporations rather than governments come alive.  Unlike most first novels, you at no time find yourself trying to figure out where something or someone fits into the story world. She also manages to work the sexual content, what there is of it, inorganically, with the main character discovering her attraction to and eventual love for another female character as the story progresses. All in all, this is very good sci-fi. I could almost picture this as an anime where the women’s clothes keep getting destroyed in battle.  Very enjoyable! ~Jake The Details: Book: The Girls from Alcyone [Amazon] Author: Cary Caffrey Narrator: Kristin James Print Length: 316 pages Audio Book Length: 10hrs 36min Series Name: The Girls from Alcyone The Ratings: Jake and/or Sean give a score on how they felt the book compares to others they’ve read and how good the sexytime in the work is. Jake’s Rating Purveyor of Wholesome News Overall Score Narration Sexual...

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Good Intentions – Elliott Kay

Good Intentions – Elliott Kay

Posted by on Oct 18, 2017 in Book Reviews |

The Reviews: This being my first review, let me start by saying that I do 95% of my “Reading” via Audible audiobooks while I’m commuting to and from work.  So, most of my reviews on here will be on the audio versions of the book in question.  I came across Good Intentions when I actually wasn’t looking for anything classified as Erotica, but looking for something SciFi/Fantasy. However when I was reading the description, I really was enjoying the premise, and was sold when I saw this warning at the end: “WARNING: Good Intentions contains explicit sexuality, violence, nudity, inappropriate use of church property, portrayals of beings divine and demonic bearing little or no resemblance to established religion or mythology, trespassing, bad language, sacrilege, blasphemy, attempted murder, arguable murder, divinely mandated murder, justifiable murder, sexual promiscuity, kidnapping, attempted rape, arson, dead animals, desecrated graves, gang activity, theft, assault and battery, panties, misuse of the 911 system, questionable interrogation tactics, cell phone abuse, reckless driving, consistent abuse of vampires (because they deserve it), even more explicit sexuality, illegal use of firearms, polyamory, abuse of authority, hit and run driving, destruction of private property, underage drinking, disturbances of the peace, disorderly conduct, Internet harassment, bearers of false witness, mayhem, dismemberment, falsification of records, tax evasion, an uncomfortably sexy mother, bad study habits, and a very silly white guy inappropriately calling another white guy “nigga” (for which he will surely suffer).“ How could I not listen to this book?? What I found was actually a funny, exciting, and heartwarming story about a geeky college kid, who through a brave act of selflessness finds himself mystically bound to both an angel and a succubus, and discovers the paranormal underground of his hometown Seattle.  This book hits on so many levels.  If you’re looking for a good Urban Fantasy, this is it.  If you’re looking for a humorous buddy comedy, this is it. If you looking for a really well-written book of smut, you have really come to the right place. On one last note, since I am reviewing the audiobook, and the narrator can make or break your enjoyment of such, the performance of Tess Irondale was spot on.  So read or listen on. You won’t regret it. ~Jake As often happens with books in the last few years Jake scouted and found this book first and because he is my brother in erotica, he recommended it to me. I put it on my list and didn’t think much about it until a few months later when I read it and it blew my brain out the back of my skull. I’ve always had a thing for Angels and Demon girls ever since reading the Incarnations of Immortality series when I was a teen and Elliott Kay managed to put together something that took that sexual fantasy about three steps further and distilled it down...

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